Brody's Girlfriend: I Swear The Hills Is So Real

Jayde Nicole insists there's nothing fake about MTV's so-called reality show

The Hills is like totally real.

OK, we really don't believe that either, but don't try convincing the "cast" it's a whole bunch of fakeness.

Brody Jenner's girlfriend, former Playboy playmate Jayde Nicole, insists The Hills is authentic…

"Everyone says, 'Oh, it's fake, it's fake,'" Jayde told us the other night at the opening of the Moods of Norway store in L.A. "But I can tell you from personal experience that it's not. Some of the things, maybe they will produce it a certain way or whatever, but what actually goes down with all the people that I film with is real."

While Jayde said she and Brody aren't getting hitched anytime soon, she's already put the kibosh on the possibility of televised nuptials.

"I would never do that," she said. "Personally I don't think I could handle that. Weddings are already so much pressure and so hectic and crazy."

—Reporting by Dahvi Shira and Erica Stein