Justin Bieber Breaks His Foot and Lives to Tweet About It
At age 15, Justin Bieber is so young his mom probably still kisses his boo-boos to make them feel better.
She might need to get to work—the pop star-in-training broke his foot yesterday.
The Usher protégé had the distinguished honor of opening for Taylor Swift at England's Wembley Arena, but something went awry as he finished up his set with his hit single, "One Time."
No, Kanye West didn't interrupt. Justin stumbled. And, like any good celebrity on the rise, he Twittered about the whole thing.
Paula Deen Takes a Ham Bone to the Head
There's a reason everyone is told not to play with their food.
Paula Deen had to teach someone the hard way.
The Food Network star was in Atlanta helping Hosea Feed the Hungry & Homeless load donations for Thanksgiving from Smithfield Foods into trucks.
Some guy tried to be clever and tossed a giant ham at the 62-year-old chef without saying "catch!" or "fore!" or "duck!" Not cool. Deen was smacked in the head by the hefty ham.
"[The ham] hit me full long in the face and 'bout knocked me cuckoo, but I'm fine," she told local television station WXIA.
"[Paula was] startled at first, but quickly regained focus and kept her humor," the foodie's rep told Us Weekly. "She's OK now and is icing her face."
Just don't ask her if her face hurts—that joke is for the birds.
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Paula Deen is in talks to do a chat show. Do you rememember who one of her cohosts might be?
Martha Stewart Brings Rachael Ray Feud to a Simmer
Martha Stewart wants you to know she has no intention of throwing any pies in Rachael Ray's face.
The two TV titans' supposed spat came to a boil last week after Martha had some choice words for Oprah Winfrey's protégé on Nightline.
"[Rachael] just did a new cookbook, which is just a reedit of a lot of her older recipes. And that's not good enough for me," she said. "Rachael is different. She's more of an entertainer…with her bubbly personality, than she is teacher, like me. That's not what she's professing to be."
Of course, now that everyone has declared them frenemies, Martha feels the need to cook up some compliments for her younger counterpart.
Erin Andrews Peeper Pleads Not Guilty
The rivalry between ESPN reporter Erin Andrews and her accused stalker is far from over.
Michael David Barrett, who supposedly attempted to sell nude footage of the beauty, pleaded not guilty in Los Angeles to a federal charge of interstate stalking. The charge carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison.
The trial is scheduled for Jan. 12 before United States District Judge Manuel Real, U.S. Attorney's Office spokesman Thom Mrozek confirms to E! News.
Last week, evidence was shown to reveal that the 47-year-old Illinois man followed the sports announcer to Columbus, Ohio, and Milwaukee, as well as Nashville, where he shot his peephole video.
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Keep up with the story right here.
Jennifer Lopez Stumbles for East Coasters Only
Sometimes the West Coast really misses out.
Not only does tape-delayed award shows mean Pacific zoners have to avoid Twitter for a few hours, but they also might miss the highlight of the event.
Last night's American Music Awards was no exception. Jennifer Lopez's much mocked giggled LOLed discussed live trip over her "Louboutins" was edited from the version of the show that aired later.
But the network insists this was not because of any sort of diva maneuvering.
"Due to the live nature of the show, we did not expect the impromptu moment in question," stated ABC, dick clark productions executives and AMA show producers. "Regarding Jennifer Lopez, execs and producers felt it was respectful to Ms. Lopez to edit the mishap for later time zones."
What a bunch of fuddy-duddies! Out of respect for the people tuning in, they should have kept the "live" show as-is.
For the record Lopez's rep says she is physically fine. Her ego on the other hand...
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Relive all the awesome action in our American Music Awards gallery.
New Moon Spreading Like a Virus...Literally
Kristen Stewart may cook a mean spam, but you don't want to taste her phish.
Internet scammers are taking advantage of Twilight fans and the rise of New Moon with an increased number of viruses, spywear and phishing schemes.
Especially be wary of the "vampire byte" that'll suck out your financial information and install malware on your computer faster than the Volturi can find your carotid.
So how do fanggirls avoid falling prey?
Vatican Reviews New Moon: A "Moral Vacuum With a Deviant Message"
Is the pope (a) Team Edward, (b) Team Jacob or (c) none of the above?
Take a wild guess.
To the surprise of no one, it turns out the folks who hated J.K. Rowling and Dan Brown aren't into the Stephenie Meyer cinematic canon, either.
"This film is nothing more than a moral vacuum with a deviant message and as such should be of concern," warns the Vatican's culture council leader, Monsignor Franco Perazzolo, in a statement timed to the release of New Moon.
"This theme of vampires in Twilight combines a mixture of excesses that, as ever, is aimed at young people and gives a heavy esoteric element," he continues.
We're guessing that's one blurb we won't be seeing in the newspaper ads.
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New Moon rises today. How pumped are you?!
Orange You Glad Jude Law's Not Your Neighbor?
Let's set the scene, shall we?
You are a college freshman at New York University. Your dorm room windows overlook the big, beautiful balconies attached to the fancy apartment building next door. You often glare at them longingly, trying to remember life before you shared a tiny closet with a total stranger.
One day, you hear Jude Law is coming to New York to do Hamlet on Broadway. Low and behold, soon after, you spot him doing yoga on one of those very balconies. You think he's dreamy, so you watch regularly.
That is, until he spots you. Gasp!
Law does what any man who has yet to meet his illegitimate new baby would do. He throws oranges at your windows.
True story. Well, at least according to the NYU kids and the New York Post.
Of course, these students admit they were shouting at him, waving and snapping photos, but tossing produce isn't exactly neighborly.
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Keep track of Jude and his baby mama drama right here.
Did Christian Siriano Just Spill the Winner of Tonight's Project Runway Finale?!
Tonight's Project Runway finale will be the show's first-ever battle of the babes...but only one bitch can be victorious.
Take it from one seriously fierce winner.
Season four champ Christian Siriano won't be watching tonight—he'll be at the taping of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show pimping his makeup line instead—but he admits he has some insider knowledge of whether Althea Harper, Irina Shabayeva or Carol Hannah Whitfield will take home season six's $100,000 prize.
"I was at the show at Fashion Week so I already know what the collections are and what they look like. But I have an inside scoop," he told us Tuesday night at the American Eagle Times Square store opening.
Get that scoop at your own risk...
Chaz Bono: Gender Is Between Your Ears, Not Legs
When little Chastity Bono wished television audiences a good night and God bless more than 30 years ago, who knew she'd look so dapper in a suit?
Now Chaz Bono, the daughter son of Cher and Sonny Bono gave his first live interview since beginning the process of becoming a man eight months ago. Some of his thoughts were downright enlightening.
"To me, gender is between your ears, not between your legs," he tells Chris Cuomo on Good Morning America. "I've felt male as far back as I can remember. As a child, it was really clear. I felt like a boy."
He goes on to explain why being a lesbian is just the "simple answer" for him.
Nicole Richie's Sickies Send Her to the Hospital
It may not be swine flu, but, whatever other nastiness is going around, Nicole Richie has it bad.
The starlet checked herself into the hospital with a major case of the sickies.
"Nicole has checked herself into Cedars-Sinai where she is being treated for pneumonia," her rep tells E! News in a statement. "She is doing well."
The 28-year-old mom of Sparrow and Harlow hasn't been at her best for quite some time now. Last week, she was too ill to attend her own bash feting the launch of her House of Harlow jewelry line at Bebe. By Sunday, she was clearly over spending time in bed.
"OK cold, it's been 6 days. Lets part ways graciously & keep it moving," she Twittered.
On Monday, her lawyer announced she wasn't feeling well right before she coughed her way through testimony against a pair of photographers.
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Keep track of celebrity ailments right here.
Miley Cyrus, Like, Totally Hates Twilight!
Vampires and werewolves aren't for everyone (yeah, right!). Just ask Miley Cyrus.
She thinks Twilight is bad news!
"I've never seen it and nor will I ever," she tells Ohio's Q92-FM backstage at a concert. "It's a cult. I don't believe in it."
And she wishes you all would choose between Team Miley and Team Hannah Montana rather than worry about Team Edward and Team Jacob. Or at least buy more of her T-shirts.
"I don't believe in it. I don't like vampires. I don't like any of the stuff. I don't like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I'm watching my TV at night. I don't like it. I don't want anything to do with it. I don't like the shirts. I don't like any of it."
Like, she's, like, really anti-New Moon and the gang. Like, really.
"And like, it's just, I feel it's like seriously it's like people get like really into it, And maybe it's 'cause I'm like people always like fall in love with the characters, I don't know. It makes me not like, I don't know. I'm not into it," she says.
"But I feel really lame cause everyone's like so excited and I'm like not gonna talk about it."
You said it. We didn't.
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Turn your head if you want, Miley, but here's New Moon Rising!





