The real Tyrion Lannister is actually in the box, and the guy on top is standing on his shoulders.
And now that we've covered the periodic table, I will show you how to f*ck the police by lighting money on fire.
Don't trust the socks it's a scam.
Mile 20 is when your body, specifically your butt, starts betraying you.
Remember, always check your blind spot.
Stunning.
Either this is a photography store or the most cocky serial killer ever.
No matter what the weather, he will get those brewskies to his buds.
Truer words have never been spoken.
The saddest man alive.
It's also a great way to make your mailman start accidentally "losing" your mail constantly.
Those were bought fresh from Davy Jones' Farmers Market.
Why wouldn't you trust this trustworthy dolphin? He's not going to hurt you. He's a dolphin.
This is probably a movie already.
That poor kid. Nobody should be bullied like this.
Accurate.
"His wife just left him and honestly he's having a pretty tough time right now."
You have my vote anyway, sir.
Hi cousin is Mulan Frommulan.
We're gonna need a bigger envelope.
Welcome to the shit, lil' sis.
Oh. My. God. Lookit her butt balloon.
We <3 moms.