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J.Lo's Ex: There's "Maybe One Spanking," But I'm Not Selling a Sex Tape
Ojani Noa says he's moved on since his brief marriage to Jennifer Lopez more than a decade ago.
Minus the 12-year-old home movies he's peddling and his desire to make a feature-length comedy that touches on their courtship, that is.
Noa, 35, has admitted to trying to sell footage of him and Lopez from back in the day. But, he added, there's no graphic sexual activity on the video—and therefore no one should be making such a big deal about it.
"They think I have a sex tape with her and that I'm trying to sell it," Noa says in an exclusive interview with E! News. "My tape is from our honeymoon, the wedding, us hanging out. There's no nudity—maybe one spanking.
"There's moments of her fighting with her mom…couples having fun and kissing. If someone has a sex tape, it's not me."
Can Michael Lohan Go to Jail for Phone Call Leaks?
How can Michael Lohan keep leaking taped phone calls and not to go jail?
—Brandee, via the Answer B!tch inbox
Oh, he could go to jail, all right.
Michael Lohan—who has the dubious honor of both media whore and child-star pimp—has reportedly leaked telephone conversations he had with daughter Lindsay Lohan, ex-wife Dina and frenemy Jon Gosselin. Dina has reacted by calling Michael out as the scum he is, as has Lindsay, who prefers the term "loser."
And she's even asked her lawyer to look into all legal options, including criminal ones that could possibly land Michael in the slammer.
Here are the details...
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Melissa Etheridge to Adam Lambert: "Don't Believe Everything They Say"
Melissa Etheridge predicted this would happen.
She spoke as if she were reading a crystal ball when we chatted at the American Music Awards before Adam Lambert's controversial sex-charged performance.
We asked Ms. Etheridge what advice she'd give to the out and proud 27-year-old glam rock Idol star. Little did we know that her well-seasoned words were a foreshadowing of things to come later that night...
Nicole Richie Back in Her Own Bed
Nicole Richie still isn't 100 percent, but at least she's out of the sick ward.
The starlet is still on bed rest as she recovers from pneumonia, but is out of the hospital. She checked herself into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center a week ago to better combat her illness.
"I'd like to thank you all for the kind words and well wishes over the past few weeks," Richie wrote on her Celebuzz blog. She also apologized for missing out on the Nov. 11 launch for her House of Harlow 1960 fashion line at Bebe, as well as the Holt-Renfrew Calgary opening.
"Right now it's important for me to stay in bed and recover," she continued. "Reading all of your messages on Twitter and my website has really brightened my spirits and I am so grateful for the support. I look forward to seeing you all very soon and wish you a happy Thanksgiving."
At least Richie's home for the holidays.
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Nicole Richie shows off her son Sparrow right here.
Link Party: John Mayer Hates Being a Douche Bag, and Angelina Hates Obama
• John Mayer opens up about his struggle with being a womanizing douche bag in the new Details. He invites his haters to stage a douche bag intervention on him so he can call them douche bags.
• President Obama just joined Jennifer Aniston on the list of people Angelina Jolie hates. (Do we really have to drag the president into this nonsense?) Meanwhile, Life & Style believe Angie's next target is Johnny Depp.
• James Franco on General Hospital is the dose of WTF your day needs.
• Here's a fun Miley Cyrus acting all diva-y story: She was at a Pop Burger in NYC and the manager asked for her name for her order and she was all, "Are you serious? You don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus." Then the manager was all, "That's nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day."
• Enough, Leighton Meester! You have to stop this pop star thing! You've gone too far now and no one seems able to tell you "no," so we're just going to have to do it. No more singing.
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Taylor Swift's out walking in our Big Pic. She does that a lot—walking and looking precious.
Whoa! Kim Kardashian Is Seriously Shrinking
As we all know, our dear E! reality star Kim Kardashian loves to tweet photos of herself in bikinis, and this past Sunday she gave us another one. Gotta give those 2.6 million followers what they want, right?
Well, we're so used to seeing Kim in a bikini that we usually don't pay much attention, but whoa! What happened to the curvy vixen we all fell in love with? Is this the result of the camera angle, the recent spray tan, the makeup?
She tweeted along with the pic: "Quick Trim photo shoot today in Miami! I finally feel I've reached my goal!"
Let us all think back to this past September, when she tweeted a different bikini Quick Trim shot (that would be the photo on the left). There's something about old Kim we miss. Nevertheless, congrats on reaching your goal.
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What other pictures are the famous people uploading to their Twitters? Check them out right here.
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Dancing With the Stars' Mya: What She'd Do With the Disco Ball Trophy
What does one do after spending about 14 weeks working on Dancing With the Stars?
Get some much needed rest.
"I definitely need a break to allow my ankle to heal properly for about a couple of weeks," Mya told me earlier today during a break from rehearsing tonight's finale.
Mya and partner Dmitry Chaplin proved last night why they are this season's best dancers. They nabbed two perfect scores for their paso doble and the megamix, and a 27 for their Hairspray freestyle.
And Mya is also fun to talk to—no matter how tired she may be. I'm going to miss waking up to her voice every Tuesday morning. Read on for the last of our exclusive weekly chats.
Criminal Minds Sneak Peeks: The Reaper Returns to Terrorize Hotch
Hold on to your sofas, TV fans, because Wednesday night's 100th episode of Criminal Minds is going to be superscary! C. Thomas Howell is back as George "The Reaper" Foyet, and he's got Hotch's (Thomas Gibson) family in his evil clutches. Honestly, we're not sure that Haley (Meredith Monroe) is going to make it. Eek!
Press play above to see J.J. (A.J. Cook) defend Hotch to that mean lady who runs the BAU division of the FBI, and then click in for three more sneak peeks of Wednesday night's craziness!
Goodbye or Good Riddance to Jon & Kate Plus 8?
Are you glad Jon & Kate Plus 8 is over? Did you watch Jennifer Lopez fall, or Adam Lambert get a rise out of the crowd? And why do you suddenly care about Katie Couric?
The answers—and more questions—in the latest TV ratings quiz:
1. So, was it goodbye or good riddance to Jon & Kate Plus 8? Last night's series finale was actually well-attended, attracting 4.3 million viewers, TLC said, up 2 million from last week's penultimate episode. When all was said and done and repeated in the tabloids, the show remained a ratings winner, if not the scandal-boosted phenomenon of earlier in the season.
Oprah's Mom Settles Clothes Call Lawsuit
Moms can be embarrassing. Even—or maybe especially—if you're Oprah Winfrey.
Luckily, the big O's mama is once again leaving the headline-grabbing to her daughter, thanks to the recent settlement of the lawsuit filed against her for failing to make good on a $155,547 debt at a Wisconsin clothing boutique.
Valentina Inc. filed suit against Vernita Lee in July 2008 after the Oprah-birther failed to make good on her minimum monthly payments. Attorneys for Lee played the blame game in their defense, saying the store was at fault for extending her a line of credit in the first place, what with her history of less than stellar repayment practices.
Still, the suit has now been settled and will remain sealed, giving some credence to the report that it was Oprah herself who stepped in to bail out her mother. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, the store will receive a partial payment of what was owed.
"We're happy with what transpired," Valentina co-owner Tony Chirchirillo told the paper. "We can get on with our lives; they can get on with theirs."
A judge still needs to sign off on the secret settlement, and a hearing to do just that has been scheduled for Dec. 7.
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Did you hear? Oprah's gonna be out of a job soon. And by soon, we mean in 22 months.
GMA Doesn't Want Adam Lambert's Sloppy Seconds...Cue The Early Show!
Apparently waking up with Glambert is hard to do.
After receiving more than 1,500 complaints from viewers shocked—just shocked!—over Adam Lambert's sexually charged antics at Sunday's American Music Awards, the Alphabet nets a.m. flagship has pulled the plug on tomorrow's planned performance by the American Idol star.
"Given Adam Lambert's controversial live performance on the AMAs we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning," ABC said in a statement.
The move was to quiet those offended types who apparently let their children watch television unsupervised after 10 p.m.—like the folks in the Parents Television Council who were among the first to sound off on Lambert's crotch-diving, male-on-male kissing performance.
But while ABC suddenly came a case of the family-friendlies, rival CBS had no qualms picking up the scraps. Just hours after GMA nixed Lambert, The Early Show announced he'd be stopping by their digs on Wednesday for a chat—among other things about his AMA antics, of course.
And what did Mr. "For Your Entertainment" have to say about the morning-show switcheroo?
Rob Flies Back to L.A. With Kristen
Glad our little travel-tip yesterday turned out to be true.
Robert Pattinson landed back in Los Angeles with GF Kristen Stewart yesterday after unwinding together all weekend in NYC.
Even People magazine has deets of Rob and Kristen full-on making out in public Friday night. Robsten doubters are you even out there still?
So can we get used to this new Robsten? Ya know, the same undercover lovers who try so hard to never be snapped in the same frame together...





