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Sorry for the delay in this blog. I was still sleeping from Thursday night's reunion show.

I love that the girls took the debutante approach again, as if they're not on a reality show—one whose ratings soar when weaves are ripped off. Andy Cohen was so frustrated, you could see it on his face. And Andy, please don't say "boo" ever again. Thank you.

So, I'm gathering that the lack of drama and honesty on this reunion was replaced with a series of montages. This was when we got to watch footage that we've already seen. I can never get enough of the "Sheree-down," but seriously, we needed some meat to this matter.

Instead we got ladies with lockjaw.

I giggled that NeNe can never refer to Michael Lowlife—ummm, I mean Lohan—by his first name. That's because the only contribution of value he's made is in producing a pop star daughter. And Kim wasn't making out with that guy? It looked like something close, but I can't say I saw a liplock. She's the best.

Does Lisa call other women dude, or did I hear incorrectly?

I really loved the "hood vs. ghetto" debate. No one here is being confused with Michelle Obama or Jackie O. Judging by the language and vocab, everyone's got a bit of hood under their hood. Who cares?

Stripper pasts? Who knew? I didn't, but my trusty tweeters told me so. Kim was a "waitress" at a strip club. Is she that dumb to show her rack at a strip bar, but only make the tips a waitress makes. I'll take no for 500, please.

However, she is smart enough to market this 15-minutes properly with a silly diddy. I said all along what a great idea it was. Good for her for having the balls to perform. She can't sing or dance, but who cares? Those girls were beaming with jealousy. That was evident. They can't stand that a golddigger, half-pathological liar is up there getting all the attention.

Well girls, don't hate the player, hate the game. She played it smart.

Kandi is great. Her song was terrific, and no, I don't think she and NeNe will be friends anytime soon.

All in all, Bravo made chicken salad out of chicken "you know what," but that was horrendous.

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