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Gossip Girl: If you're a member of the Parents Television Council, avert your eyes! Turns out the Gossip Girl threesome is even racier than first reported, because it goes on for not one but two episodes. (Even Sting would be impressed.) The dirty deed goes down on this Monday's episode, but will be recounted with flashbacks the following week, Nov. 16, where we will learn--and see--even more about it. 

(By the way, if you are still in the dark about which three do the deed, I'm pretty sure someone can enlighten you in the Comments section.)

Chuck: I just hit the set yesterday and learned lots of info we can share a little closer to the third season premiere (hopefully in January). For the time being, I can tell you that Zach Levi was directing his first ep ever and rocking it, Josh Gomez was sporting totally different attire inside the Buy More (big things happening for Morgan!) and that the episode was called "Chuck vs. the Beard." Morgan is "the beard," and something tells me Kristin Kreuk is causing all sorts of trouble for America's favorite TV bromance...Beyotch!

Iron Chef America: Michelle Obama is coming to Iron Chef America, announcing the secret ingredient during an episode that will air in January. The Jan. 3 premiere was partially shot in the White House.

Damages: Former 24 stars Reiko Aylesworth and Sarah Wynter will reunite on FX's awesome Damages.

General Hospital: This first look at James Franco on the soap makes us wonder how you go from daytime sudsery to 30 Rock all in one month. Talk about career whiplash!

Deirdre: What is the latest on Glee? I want scoop!

Fox is having a supersecret event on Monday that I believe many of you fans have been invited to via Facebook and Twitter. I'll be there with my "I heart Puck" shirt on, so don't hate on my haters and come say hi.

Oh, and in other, like, real Glee news, Jane Lynch is actively campaigning to be able to sing on the series, and the soundtrack (in stores now) continues to be the best thing you'll hear all week.

Who do you think will be in the Gossip Girl ménage à trois?

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See the promo for the Gossip Girl threesome!