Soup fan Tess contributes a bit of Jessica Simpson doing the classic "dumbbell" act that's worked so well for her throughout her career. Now that's she's conquered the country music world, however, Simpson is pulling out all the stops with her "Southern dumbbell" character.

The fun begins at around :44, where Jessica reveals that "Fancy" is much more than the name of her perfume, especially when it comes to gramps.  After that, there's not much of interest. Unless you want to spend a couple of minutes gazing into her bovine eyes and wondering, "why did God make her rich and not me?"