With Miley’s big 16th B-day looming ever closer, it might be time to examine some superimportant facts.

First of all, we LOVE Miley! We love her just the way she is—cute, sassy, fun and totally perfect! The problem is, when kids we love in Hollywood start getting older, so many of them get into trouble (drugs, alcohol and serious weight gain—ugh!) and ruin everything for us.

What if we could wave a magic wand and keep Miley exactly as she is? Well, we can! How? Easy. All we have to do is stop Miley from ever doing anything ever again. That way she can never spoil things for us, the people who LOVE her! We’ll always have her music and TV shows and dolls to enjoy forever. Sixteen is the perfect age for her to leave Hollywood and disappear before she lets us all down by aging. Next thing you know she’ll be 17, then 18, then like 30 and even older!

We’ll probably have to get the government to pass some kind of law, but we can start things right here by voting, just like for the president, but more important. All you need to do is click below to make sure we keep Miley PURE forever by getting rid of her NOW!