As much as we like to watch professional fighters pin bullies to the floor and ritually humiliate them with a face full of sweaty crotch—do try this at home, kids—really the best part of Bully Beatdown is the pre-interview.

Here host Mayhem Miller puts the tough questions to one Big Nate, who more than proves his qualifications for bully status with a unique combination of arrogance, stupidity and a striking resemblance to the Kool–Aid man.