While lesser teens in the good ol' U.S. of A. spend their time focusing on such frivolous concepts as partying, shopping, texting and texting about partying and shopping, the troubled youths on The Secret Life of the American Teenager are about as much fun as Freud with their sex and death fixations.

At least that's the deal with Grace (in case you missed an episode, God killed her dad after she engaged in a forbidden bone dance). Now she's floating some heavy theoretical questions indeed. Namely, why did the Lord create humans just to have sex and die? (Sob).

Which is really going to rile the Man Upstairs. He just may come gunnin' for mommy.