Membership in the exclusive Internet community has its privileges. No, we're not just talking about porn and eBay, your enviable access allows you this pre-serving of tonight's fresh Soup. 

Who likes road trips? America, that's who, as the Great American Road Trip so clearly proves. And who better to represent America than an RV-gunning family from the Bronx that yells at each other while on a mission to see American comedy legend Yakov Smirnoff?

Speaking of yelling, be-wigged big mouth Wendy Williams gets shut down by a Tweeterer, and uptight anchor Barbara Walters drops her weight on Brüno. Apparently she doesn't like pubic hair, wagging penises or anal intercourse.

At least not in a movie theater.

If you can pry yourself away from your laptop delights, dig into a hefty batch of Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT.