As the saying goes, it's not the size, it's how much joy it can bring to millions of people.

Which brings us to your condensed hunk of Soup, wherein sturdy laughmaster Joel McHale offers a taste of Ghost Adventures, a show with no ghosts, little adventure and two jittery lads trying to prod spirits of long-dead slaves who apparently decide to stay that way.

If that doesn't set your mind spinning, how about a swift jolt of Brain Rush, where a guy tries to think and ride a roller coaster. At the same time!

Now that you've been teased, achieve full satisfaction tonight when a brand new Soup comes your way at 10 p.m. ET/PT.