Morning Piss: Mel’s Rights Protected, but Gays'? No Way!
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The upholding of Prop 8 announced yesterday is another sad, disappointing moment for all Californians, not just the ones who can't marry. We'll truly never understand how people can say gays destroy the sanctity of marriage when heterosexuals are already doing a bang-up job of trashing it all by themselves.
How is supposedly strict Catholic Mel Gibson upholding the values of marriage by knocking up his girlfriend while he's still married? Surely if you read between the lines in the Bible, that's considered A-OK, right? But two consulting adults who just want the law to be equal not separate? Are you out of your mind?!
Do we have Miss California to thank for the newest Prop 8 news? We'd like to believe the Supreme Court's predictable but still entirely discouraging decision would have been the same without the Miss USA dame diligently working to prevent the citizens of her home state from all having equal rights.
Should we even think about giving hottie hypocrite Carrie Prejean that much power over the law? God forbid.
But all those anti-gay bigots out there finally had a pretty mascot to latch onto for their cause, and who did the gays get on their side at the forefront of the debate? Exactly? Couldn't Portia de Rossi, the glammest, most toughass lesbian ever take this one on, since her wife's so busy being polite?
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