Morning Piss: Miss Cali Caught in a Lie!
TheDirty.com
Busted! Miss Cali (not for too much longer, prolly) Carrie Prejean got caught lying about just how many photos were out there of her in her skivvies when she was 17.
She said just the one—but turns out there's at least four ('cause every photographer only takes four photos during a photo shoot, right?). We wouldn't put it past Miss Cali to lie about being underage, too, just so those particular pics wouldn't get posted online (not like that stopped anyone from forwarding along then-17-year-old Vanessa Hudgens' pics, but whatev.)
Four photos, one photo, like it even matters how many dirty pics were shot—the gal with all the good ole Christian values suddenly doesn't seem all that wholesome anymore, huh?
If it were up to her, "opposite marriage" would be saved for all the hypocritical lying wannabe porn stars, as opposed to two consenting and totally lovely adults like Ellen and Portia.
The tiara-wearer with the Bible attached at her belt needs to show us the passage where it says Jesus approves of stripping for cash or career. Is it right next to the part where it says you're not allowed to each shellfish or that slavery is A-OK?
'Cause those are in the Bible, too, along with the ridiculously outdated reprehension of homosexuality that C.P.'s so into.
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