Kate or Owen: Who’s Worse at Relationships?

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson break up--but who did the breaking?

By Ted Casablanca Apr 09, 2009 8:39 PMTags
Kate Hudson, Owen WilsonKevin Mazur/WireImage.com

In Touch is reporting that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson broke up, again (what, are they Jen Aniston and John Mayer or something?) because Kate, allegedly, just could not commit. Sure ya didn’t get that one backward, hons? Our close Hudson source swears Ow’s never been the settling-down type, since his wandering eye (and groin) is what led to all the previous splits between these two blond babes. Maybe she just didn’t want to commit to a dude who’s never really proven himself trustworthy before.

Then again, an ex-lover of Kate’s says something totally different...

According to a hurt Hudson ex, the Goldie Hawn spawn was just as bad as Wilson when it came to treating her arm candy with any respect. “I’ve never been treated like this by another woman before,” the scorned dude complained to us, half brokenhearted, half superpissed at the whole sitch.

Turns out, K.H. is far from the perfect GF, folks. Shocker, I know. Hey, Kate and Owen might actually deserve each other after all! Or did she just learn that bad behavior from dating Ow-hon the first few times? But, Kate, we’re wondering what the ef happened to Aussie hunk Adam Scott? We heard you were way into him! If Ad’s already moved on, how about—dare we suggest—being single for a microsecond? Or are your people handling your relationships like they are your movies?

Additional reporting by Becky Bain