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Ke$ha Wants to Have Sex with...Ricky Gervais?
"That fat guy who's in The Office. I'd hit that."
—The "Tik Tok" singer expressing her fondness for Ricky Gervais while chatting about British blokes at the O2 Brixton Academy party in London.
Talk about your backhanded compliments!
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Hmm, wonder if we'll be seeing these two in our Celebrity Date Night gallery sometime soon.
Taylor Momsen Doesn't Effing Care About Anything—Especially Being a Role Model
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Taylor Momsen, the charming 16-year-old creature from Gossip Girl (who resembles a young Courtney Love trying way too hard), has really been on a streak lately with the quotes.
A week ago when OK! asked if she was donating to Haiti, she responded with this gem: "Um, right now I'm trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that."
And now in a nice little "Meet Taylor Momsen" article in Britain’s Times Online, T.Mom just can't get over how cool she is, a sentiment that is best expressed with F-bombs.
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Snooki vs. Domino's: The Pizza Giant Fires Back!
It's a war of words between Domino's and Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.
The foul-mouthed reality starlet recently told Steppin' Out magazine that she has some thoughts for Domino's, Dell, UNICO and American Family Insurance: "F—k you! If you don't want to watch, don't watch. Just shut the hell up! I'm serious...F—k you!"
Snooki's elegant outburst follows the decison of Domino's, etc... to pull their advertising from the hit MTV reality show.
A rep for Domino's says his first thought was to decline commenting to avoid giving Snooki extra publicity. But unlike Dell, he went ahead and gave us a lengthy comment anyway...
Britney Spears: 2009 Was Full of "Bulls--t"
Just how close are Britney Spears and her agent boyfriend, Jason Trawick, to getting hitched?
While they may not be engaged yet, a source says the pop princess met Trawick's parents for the first time this weekend during a visit to his family home.
Trawick happens to be the boyfriend who E! News first reported was dating Brit earlier this year, but at the time, her rep insisted their relationship was "just professional."
Why do we bring this up? Because Spears just posted a list on her website highlighting what she calls the "Top 75 Bullsh#!t Britney Spears" stories of 2009.
No surprise, our original romance story isn't among her picks. But check out the doozies that are...
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Jersey Shore's The Situation Loves Attention From Women, Men, Whateva...
Why are we not surprised to hear that Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino is looking into trademarking his nickname, The Situation?
"I'm trying," Mike, 27, tells me from his home in the Garden State, where he's an assistant manager of a gym. "I'm in the process of it right now. I don't know if it's possible, but I'm trying."
And he has good reason. Merchandise emblazoned with The Situation is popping up all over the place...
Lady Gaga Scared of Sex and Alcohol but Not Carbs?
Lady Gaga is always singing about sex—so who would have guessed she's actually scared of it?
Yesterday, at the album release party for her Fame Monster, she told E! News that this record is all about her phobias.
"Fear of alcohol, fear of sex monster, fear of love monster, fear of myself monster," she explained.
One thing eager fans didn't have to worry about while waiting to get some time with Gaga? Going hungry...
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Rob Pattinson, Kristin Stewart and New Moon Cast Talk Vampire Burnout
Stephenie Meyer revealed during her recent visit to Oprah that she doesn't know if there will be a fifth Twilight book because she's "a little burned out on vampires right now."
So, it got us thinking—if she's suffering from bloodsucker fatigue, could others being feeling it, too?
Is Robert Pattinson jonesing for a break from vampires? What about Kristen Stewart? We asked and they answered.
Read on to find out what they and many of their costars told us at last night's New Moon premiere...
Lindsay Lohan's Dad: She Looks Old
"She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."
Michael Lohan, perhaps in an effort to score a few extra votes in our parent poll, shared this opinion with Page Six about his 23-year-old daughter, Lindsay Lohan.
Such a remark is apparently the latest attempt by dear old dad to draw more attention to himself his girl's trail of troubles, telling the gossip rag: "I am going to go to court to get a legal conservatorship to get Lindsay into rehab and finally get her off all the prescription meds. [Wife] Dina is going to sit down with me and the lawyers and make things right for Lindsay."
Of course, adding insult to injury like this is always a good start.
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So, is Lindsay aging as fast as her dad thinks she is? Decide for yourself in our Fashion Spotlight gallery.
Charlize Theron: Just Call Me "Ass-Nuts"
Don't be surprised if people start referring to Charlize Theron as Ass-Nuts.
The Oscar winner revealed at last night's Hollywood Film Awards that Breakthrough Actor honoree Jeremy Renner bestowed her with the nickname during the making of their 2005 drama, North Country.
Theron and Renner along with the rest of the cast went out for some drinks and…
Melrose Costar: We're Going to Miss Ashlee & Colin
While Colin Egglesfield's dismissal from Melrose Place definitely came as a shock to his costars, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz's may not have been as surprising.
Stephanie Jacobsen, who plays med student/escort Lauren Yung on the revived prime time soap, says, "We'll miss them," but Simpson's future was always an unknown.
"I don't know whether Ashlee's involvement with the show was going to continue beyond the murder-mystery storyline she's been involved in," Jacobsen told me at last night's Vanity Fair/Guess? event for Invisible Children.
Egglesfield, however, is a completely different scenario…
Alec Baldwin to Tom Cruise: Cut Your Pay!
Alec Baldwin thinks there's an easy way to correct the disproportionate salaries between men and in women in Hollywood—cut Tom Cruise's paycheck!
"I believe we can balance the scales if Tom Cruise would lower his quote by a mere $29 million," Baldwin cracked last night during his laugh-filled hosting debut of Elle magazine's annual Women in Hollywood dinner and awards show.
"I realize this may be a bit unfair since he's not here to defend himself and I really don't want to put this all on one man, but if I had to, that man would be Tom Cruise…I assure you my salary would not make a difference. My annual salary is the budget for Altoids on one of Tom's movies."
We're happy to report that Cruise's wife and one of the night's honorees, Katie Holmes, did laugh along with the rest of the audience.
Baldwin also opined about the state of women's physiques in Hollywood…
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Dancing's Mya: Shocked to See Dmitry's Nipples
Dancing With the Stars resident grouch Len Goodman came down hard last night on Mya and Dmitry Chaplin's Viennese waltz because he thought it wasn't traditional enough.
His words may have been harsh, but Mya didn't know what the heck he was growling about, especially since Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba raved about their performance.
"I don't know what to say, because I don't even know what he's talking about," Mya says. "He was talking in technical terms, and I don't understand any of it. Dmitry has to translate for me."
That's not all we have for you from Ms. Mya. In the first of our exclusive postperformance chats with the 29-year-old singer, we talk about her stitched-up finger, getting a much needed massage and…Dmitry's nipples.
Read on for all the Dancing details…




