Chelsea Handler: Playboy's Biggest Issue Ever?

Chelsea Handler's dad must be so proud.

Playboy's December cover girl set herself up for the big reveal tonight on The Jay Leno Show, joking with the host that her pop was going to love it "because he thinks I'm very sexual."

Then Jay surprised Chelsea with a larger-than-life version of the leggy blonde's Playboy cover, featuring the Chelsea Lately host (who quit drinking for "like a day and a half" to get in shape) standing in some faux snow, clad in a barely there white bikini and tall cushy boots.

Handler demurred, however, when a slightly worked-up Jay encouraged her to strike a similar pose for the audience.

"We need the guy that airbrushed me to come back," she cracked.

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Cowabunga! Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy

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Who knew Marge Simpson was such a sex kitten?

Sources confirm that the ambiguously aged, iconic cartoon TV mama will appear—naked!—on the November cover of Playboy magazine...

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Megan Fox & Kelly Osbourne: Should They Pose for Playboy?

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Hugh Hefner is still hoping Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson pose for Playboy someday, but now it's Megan Fox who is on the top of his wish list.

Hef simply says, "Megan is a fox."

The 83-year-old media tycoon's new Girls Next DoorCrystal Harris, 23, and 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon—agree, but they're just as hot for the looking-better-than-ever Kelly Osbourne

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Audrina Patridge Ready to Ditch The Hills

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Audrina Patridge is so totally over The Hills.

"I'm graduating," she told me with a laugh this weekend while promoting her new horror movie, Sorority Row. "I'm moving on. At times, I feel like I'm in high school, but I didn't even go through this stuff in high school."

Patridge, 24, will start shooting her own reality show for MTV as soon as they wrap on The Hills.

"It's like a job," Patridge said. "I do it, I leave and then I forget about it."

Sadly, Patridge won't be showing off any fancy footwork in the new season of Dancing With The Stars...

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Bridget Marquardt Says Goodbye to Hello Kitty

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They've only been living together for a week, but Bridget Marquardt and her director-boyfriend, Nick Carpenter, are already bickering.

"We usually have fun together, but going through all these boxes has been a little bit stressful," the E! reality star, 35, told us at last night's Nylon magazine party at Skybar in West Hollywood. "I told Nick that he has to help me get rid of things, but every time he tells me to throw something away, I get all pissed at him."

Especially when it comes to her Hello Kitty collection...

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Bridget Marquardt Talks Jon and Kate Gosselin

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Bridget Marquardt knows being in the spotlight of reality television can be stressful, but she doesn't think it's to blame for Jon and Kate Gosselin's messy split.

"I personally don't think it necessarily had to do with the reality show," the Girl Next Door told us at this week's Reality Cares' Sizzles event at the SunStyle Tanning Studio in West Hollywood. "I think he was unhappy with his marriage and the situation to begin with…I think [reality tv] definitely is a stress-factor in a relationship, but I don't think it breaks it up. I think there have to be underlying problems."

In fact, Bridget wouldn't mind scoring another reality show deal.

Oh? Read on for details, plus hear what she has to say about moving in with boyfriend Nick Carpenter...

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Gilles Marini: Nearly Naked Again

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Here's hoping 2010 is as good as Gilles Marini looks in his new calendar for the new year.

Our favorite Dancing With the Stars sexpot shows off his fine physique in a collection of pics by Fred Goudon, the photographer who launched Marini's modeling career.

Meanwhile, Marini was fully-clothed earlier today at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel...

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Rise 'n' Shine: Taylor Swift & T-Pain Tell Thug Story

•  You already knew about the Taylor Swift-T-Pain collaboration, but you ain't seen nuthin' 'til you've watched T-Swizzle and T-Pizzle tell their "Thug Story." The country starlet may have swept up a pair of CMT Awards last night, but she's really "so gangster you can find [her] baking cookies at night."

•  Conan O'Brien and Lauren Conrad teach us an important lesson: babies can, in fact, ricochet.

•  Blake Lively's boobs are better than Barbie's. That might be the only physical difference between the two.

•  Heidi Pratt asked "What would Jesus do if posing for Playboy," and didn't get a response, so Kim Kardashian came to the rescue.

•  We hate to say it but Jason Biggs is, um, living up to his name.

•  Dear Readers: Instead of sending you to see Gene Simmons' urinal cakes, here's Penelope Cruz's mug on a mug. Oh. Oops. Love, Rise 'n' Shine

From the looks of the CMT Awards gallery, everyone looked quite lovely last night. Even Luke Wilson.

We're not as hardcore as T-Swizzle, but follow us on Twitter @eonline anyway!

Carrie Prejean's Lawyer: "She Was Set Up"

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Fallen pageant queen Carrie Prejean isn't finished playing the blame game.

The former Miss California's lawyer, Charles LiMandri is going on the offensive against state pageant organization and director Keith Lewis, claiming to E! News that Lewis plotted Prejean's downfall by knowingly sending her lists of events and opportunities that were beyond the typical expected duties.

"There was really a lack for trust and a lack of respect," LiMandri says. "He was trying to set her up. Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler wanted her out, pure and simple. They finally found a way to get their way."

Lewis has said that Prejean skipped out on upwards of 30 appearances and that her inability to live up to the terms of her contract were the reason she was fired.

As for that Playboy spread and Prejean's possibilities for legal and tell-all vindication?

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Alec Baldwin: I Was Suicidal After Voice Mail Leak

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Alec Baldwin wasn't simply "saddened" and "sorry" after his April 2007 voice mail tirade against his daughter leaked onto the Internet—he was suicidal.

"[I was] very serious…I spoke to a lot of professionals, who helped me," the actor says in the upcoming issue of Playboy. "If I committed suicide, they [Kim Basinger's team] would have considered that a victory. Destroying me was their avowed goal."

The actor also explains why he chose to trust The View with his public show of remorse, and why he'll never set foot on the Today show's soundstage.

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Hef & the Girls Talk Pregnant Kendra Wilkinson

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When a girl gets pregnant, her girlfriends take her shopping!

"Kendra and I are already talking about going baby shopping as soon as she knows if it's a boy or a girl," fellow former Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt tells me. "Can't wait!"

Bridget does have one big question about Kendra and Hank Baskett's little one: "Does this make me Auntie Bridget?"

Well, if it does, that means Holly Madison is Auntie Holly...

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Pregnant Kendra Wilkinson: "My Boobs Went From Big to Humongous!"

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Forget about the stork. It's all about Santa Claus for Kendra Wilkinson and her football star fiancé, Hank Baskett.

As I was the first to confirm last night, the E! reality star, who turns 24 on Friday, is expecting the couple's first child.

"I'm 12 weeks along," she just said to me. "And my doctor told me I'm due on Christmas Day! We were actually trying to plan a June baby next year, but we're so happy that it's Christmas. The baby is going to be spoiled with a lot more gifts."

They actually learned a little one was on the way during a layover at an Amarillo, Texas, airport...

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It's a Hard Rock Life Taylor hits the ubiquitous music-themed chain restaurant while seeing the sites in Manchester

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