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Levi McConaughey might end up being a bit of a challenge for his easy-going papa, Matt. After all, a parent's personality isn't a preview of what's in store for their kids'.

Which has us believing that little Levi is going to tap into some dormant genetic combo buried deep within the McConaughey DNA that will lead him into the analytical, logic-filled world of physics and the world around us. Levi will look at all things with wonder, curious about what's going on behind the scenes, anxious to discover what pulls the strings in all he sees.

For instance, at the beach, from the comfy vantage point of mama Camila's lap, he won't be caring about whether or not his surfer dad manages to ride in on a good set as much as he'll be watching the wave dad's trying to ride. "Whoa, what made it crash? What makes daddy able to stand up on it like that?" are just some of the thoughts that'll be running through his little toddler mind.

Can't wait to hear from Matty how awesome it feels to put an equation your kid made in school up on the fridge: "You know, it was awesome, man, watching the little guy just groove with his graphing calculator...He was just feelin' it. Love it, man...gotta live."

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We've done all the other Brangelina kids this past week, so we can’t really leave out the twins, Vivienne and Knox. Only problem is, these babies are 2 months old, so it’s a little hard to tell where exactly they’re going.

We were going to say they’ll probably star in a sitcom, set up their own media corporation, become CEOs at 18 and then fashion icons who purse their lips too much. But we don’t know if the Olsen model fits every pair of twins.

So we’ll just go with something generic like Most Likely to Be Harassed by the Paparazzi More Than Any Other Celebrity's Kids. Ever.

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Shiloh was already under huge pressure before she'd even arrived. News of Brangelina spawning their firstborn had us squirming in anticipation at the sight of what might be the most attractive person ever to walk the Earth.

It was a dubious honor for Shiloh to have bestowed on her. But we expect Shiloh will challenge herself, knowing she's more than her exterior. And one day, while sitting in an architecturally sophisticated yet highly uncomfortable chair her father purchased years earlier and listening to her mother work out travel arrangements for visiting a U.N. refugee camp, she'll realize her path.

It's our guess that path will lead Shiloh to become a much-sought-after architect/civil engineer, one who specializes in building new housing in the corners of the world most in need of a fresh start. And nothing could be more attractive than that.

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It's not easy being a middle child. Just ask Pax. By the time he joined the Brangelina clan, there were already kids above (Maddox) and below (Zahara & Shiloh), so the little guy never fully realized his chance to shine as baby of this ever-growing brood.

This sparked concerns that Pax could develop into the family badass and a rebellious photo spread in People just spurred the rumors that he's a wild child.

Well, we like to think the kid is just rambunctious—with a killer sense of dashing style. In fact, we predict that Pax will use his outsider status to help the fellow disenfranchised, whether it's jetting into war-torn countries for Doctors Without Borders or leading unruly teens through Outward Bound adventures. All while rockin' a slightly wrinkled linen suit and hair that refuses to be tamed.

Thoughts?

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Another day, another Jolie-Pitt kid, and this time, it’s all about the very self-aware Zahara.

The vibrant 3-year-old has always made it her mission to claim her individuality and distinguish herself from her siblings by knowing exactly how to work it...the camera, that is.

Zahara has so perfected the craft of posing for paps, serving up just the right amount of cuteness (without being too smug or precocious), that she never fails to shift the focus over to her, even when Brad and Angie are the intended targets.

And it's for that reason why we see a future in which Zahara is Most Likely to Be a Daytime Talk-Show Host, because someday, even when she's interviewing such celebs as Suri, Kingston and Apple, like Oprah and Ellen, we—and she—will know who's the real star.

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As we continue our daily predictions of what will become of our favorite young descendants of famous folks, we turn our focus today on Nahla Aubry.

Blessed with genes that rival, yes, even Brangelina, Nahla is already showing signs that she could very well end up being the most stunning woman ever to grace the planet.

And while it would certainly be easy for her to utilize such divine DNA by simply following in mommy and daddy’s footsteps, we believe she’s not gonna be that obvious.

In fact, we’ll go so far as to say that Nahla will probably shun this crazy Biz altogether, opting for brains over beauty, trading in her baby bottles for test tubes, becoming a world-renowned scientist and one day, hopefully, finding a cure for that most viral of diseases known as celebrity obsession.

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Yesterday we voted Kingston Rossdale as most likely to wind up as a superhip, superawesome DJ. We didn’t see many objections from you, so let’s continue our celebrity baby fan fiction with one of our favorite obsessions here—Suri Cruise.

Already sporting Burberry and Armani dresses with killer Mary Janes, Suri’s definitely going to know fashion. This paired with an interesting Tom Cruise upbringing will most likely cause Miss Cruise to develop a fashion sense light-years ahead of the average human being—thus sending her into bizarro Olsen twin territory. Not a bad place to be, albeit lonely.

And that’s why Suri gets our vote for Most Likely to Become a Highly Criticized but Still Respected Fashion Icon. Never fear, S.Cru (we’re still working the nickname, btw), we’ll always have your back—no matter what crazy rags you wear on your Starbucks runs.