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• John Mayer opens up about his struggle with being a womanizing douche bag in the new Details. He invites his haters to stage a douche bag intervention on him so he can call them douche bags.

• President Obama just joined Jennifer Aniston on the list of people Angelina Jolie hates. (Do we really have to drag the president into this nonsense?) Meanwhile, Life & Style believe Angie's next target is Johnny Depp.

• James Franco on General Hospital is the dose of WTF your day needs.

• Here's a fun Miley Cyrus acting all diva-y story: She was at a Pop Burger in NYC and the manager asked for her name for her order and she was all, "Are you serious? You don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus." Then the manager was all, "That's nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day."

• Enough, Leighton Meester! You have to stop this pop star thing! You've gone too far now and no one seems able to tell you "no," so we're just going to have to do it. No more singing.

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Taylor Swift's out walking in our Big Pic. She does that a lot—walking and looking precious.

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• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still doing what they can to save the world. Last year they donated $6.4 million to charities—that's more than double what they gave the previous year.

• Adam Lambert is getting all the attention he could ever dream of after last night's "shocking" performance.

• Have you ever wondered what Katie Couric booty dancing might look like? It's your lucky day! Happy Almost Thanksgiving!

• Creed's Scott Stapp is talking about the sex tape where he and Kid Rock get blow jobs on a tour bus. He would prefer if we didn't call it a sex tape because, "well, there's no sex on the sex tape," he says. "For it to get characterized that way, I mean, that kind of sucks." Celebrities have really gotten picky about how we label their sex tapes.

• Well, this is probably one of the dumbest fake Robert Pattinson quotes we've read (but too dumb not to share!): "People ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair. I just don't want someone to have a needle and give me HIV and I don't want to get shot or stabbed."

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Katherine Heigl obviously wanted a baby so they could color coordinate.

• Look! A movie where Robert Pattinson doesn't play a vampire but instead a lost guy going through a quarterlife crisis who finds his happiness through a quirky girl who eats her dessert first! OMG! Ahhh! Hmmm, this Remember Me movie is a lot harder to get excited about than those Twilight ones. We tried though.

• Ever wanted that dead-in-the-eye, bland Hollywood starlet look? Well, Lauren Conrad is releasing a style book to help you achieve just that. It will undoubtedly sell lots of copies, and we will be sad about that.

• Videos of Lady Gaga when she still went by the name Stefani Germanotta are always so fascinating.

• The New York Times Magazine decided not to print Megan Fox's crotch shots in its profile of the actress 'cause it's classy like that (leave that stuff to Rolling Stone), but they still made it to the Internet anyway!

• Now for an update on Amy Winehouse's fake breasts from, you guessed it, her father: She "had a little leaky something or other" and they "looked wonky." Everything about that is gross.

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Today our favorite billy goat, Brad Pitt, makes a Big Pic appearance and he's looking...cool? Is that what we should call him?

• The View ladies laughed uncomfortably at an awkward rape joke made by Modern Family's Sofia Vergara. It's the most uncomfortable 22 seconds of TV we've seen in a while, and this letter sums up everything they need to hear.

• Carmen Electra worked really hard making this (NSFW) naked tape, and she'd really appreciated if you could take three minutes out of your day to watch it.

• Just so you know, this is your Sexiest Man Alive. Thought we'd keep you updated.

• Looks like Kirstie Alley hates Conan O'Brien more than our own Mr. Josh, which is comforting to know.

• Everyone have an extra shot of barley milk tonight in honor of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' third anniversary.

• It's possible that Rihanna has found a new boyfriend. That's very interesting news but really we're more intrigued by the fanny pack she wore out last night.

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Is Zac Efron looking dreamier than usual in our Big Pic, or is it just us?

• Angelina Jolie looks all kinds of evil and fierce and hot on the Salt poster.

• Awww, look at poor Nikki Reed trying to get some attention at the New Moon premiere by wearing a ring on her engagement finger.

• Everyone loves a good Lindsay Lohan temper tantrum over not getting enough free swag, right?

• Of course Taylor Swift is creating greeting cards now. She already has a couple albums full of sappy lyrics, might as well put them to use.

• The signs at last night's New Moon premiere were probably the most awesome thing to come out of it.

• Oh look, Kirsten Dunst is still around looking uncomfortable on the covers of magazines like Allure. Does she still do movies?

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Katie Holmes is looking nice and normal in today's Big Pic, it's like she's still Joey Potter.

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• If Kim Kardashian didn't have her glam squad and all day to groom herself, she might look like the above photo. You can thank E!'s own show Secret Celebrity for giving you a glimpse into an alternate universe.

• It's highly possible you're on Robert Pattinson overload right now, but if you don't believe such a thing could ever exist, Vanity Fair released more outtakes.

• Today, in Michael Lohan's quest to help destroy Lindsay, he releases a tape of Dina talking about their daughter cutting herself. There just aren’t enough ughs for this guy.

 • A behind-the-scenes look at Lady Gaga's epic "Bad Romance" music video? Yes, please!

• This is for Veteran's Day.

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Is that a horse's ass in our Big Pic? Yes, yes it is.

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• So there are more people in New Moon besides Rob, Kristen and Taylor, and they want to be noticed too, dammit! Christian Serratos is so serious about getting her 15 minutes, she posed naked for PETA. Ashley Greene was a little more reserved and settled on a Maxim cover.

• Meanwhile, Dakota Fanning fights for her own New Moon press the classy way with this adorable Teen Vogue cover.

• It was only a matter of time until Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston combined forces.

• Here's one of those weird foreign commercials A-listers like to do until they figure out we can see them! We have YouTube! In it, George Clooney bargains for his life with John Malkovich.

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Hmmm, what kind of crazy outfit is Rihanna wearing today? Check it out in our Big Pic.

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• Sorta bad timing for Cosmopolitan's December cover featuring Fergie talking about how great Josh Duhamel is. She says he loved when she put on weight and he had "extra meat to grab."

• Rihanna picked a good day to speak out about domestic violence. Just today, this trailer featuring Casey Affleck beating Jessica Alba popped up and then Marilyn Manson released a music video of him attacking an Evan Rachel Wood look-a-like. Both are NSFW and disgusting.

• Continuing on with what is apparently Domestic Abuse Awareness Day, Chris Brown is confused why some people "basically want me in jail."

• Sarah Jessica Parker tells Elle, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good."

• Taylor Swift and John Mayer duet on this new track "Half of My Heart." Well, it's actually more like T.Swift sings backup, but whatever!

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Katie Holmes is double-fisting the Starbucks in our Big Pic, it's just one of those kinda days.

• Since New Moon is on some kind of mission to show every single moment of the movie before we actually get to the theaters, here's a behind-the-scenes feature on Dakota Fanning's red contacts. And after the jump Wolf Jacob attacks Dreadlocks Vampire.

• The same night Rihanna has her 20/20 interview, Chris Brown will be talking to MTV. How did he get so good at timing?

• Stop it right now, Taylor Lautner.

• Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin should only be presented in LOL speak, it just makes everything easier.

• Natalie Portman looks like she's really straining herself to look mad in V magazine. All she had to do was think about dinner hosts asking her to eat meat.

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• Outtakes from yesterday's big Rob Pattz Vanity Fair issue are here! (We've got one more after the jump.) But we really want to know where the behind-the-scenes video is?! And speaking of outtakes, here's Rob proposing to Kristen during their Harper's Bazaar shoot.

• Dolly Parton and Jessica Simpson bond on Twitter over having big boobs. Thanks for making that happen, Internet!

• Kiefer Sutherland ran up a $700 bar tab between 7am and 1pm, though to be fair some of that was a tip.

• Kirstie Alley landed a reality show that will feature her losing weight. Will this force her to cut back on the crazy twittering?

• It's not just fish that bothers Jeremy Piven, soy milk is also on his no-eat list. Apparently it made him grow man boobs. (Please stop talking, Jeremy Piven.)

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• Winona Ryder tells BlackBook magazine she was vital in Angelina Jolie landing her Oscar-winning role in Girl, Interrupted. "I fought very hard for her to have that part," she says, yet Angie never thanked her. "I feel like it won't read in print very nicely if I say that wasn't really her style. But she seems to be a completely different person now." Like the kind that says thank you while trick-or-treating? Still, Winona says, "I never had any bad feelings about Angelina."

• Kardashian news! Khloé regrets getting a "Daddy" tramp-stamp tattoo, Kim was busting out of her sexy Princess Jasmine costume and Kourtney is still pregnant.

• On the same day Rihanna releases her Rated R track list, Chris Brown releases his Space Jam-esque cover art. That's just the way things go now with these two.

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Matt Damon bundles up for fall in our Big Pic. You mean it's actually cold in some places?

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• Extra was kind enough to put together a free personal ad for Jessica Simpson. This is what she's looking for: "I definitely love a spiritual man...I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men...love artistic men...I like a confidant man."

• For all your Halloween preparations, Kim Kardashian is offering up photos from years past, and the Real Housewives of New Jersey tortured their children to bring you these ideas.

• Yeah, we may all want to see Kanye get slapped for real, but for now we'll just have to make do with a fake one.

• Last time we checked in on Levi Johnston's Playgirl shoot, there was only a 90 percent chance it would involve full-frontal shots. Well, we can now bump that up to a solid 100 percent chance of wang. Don't worry, it will be "tastefully" done.

• This crazy Miley fan blogged that they'll kill their cat Fuzzy if Miley doesn't rejoin Twitter. What's with Miley and all the crazy fans?

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Madonna's still in Malawi saving lives and opening schools, check her out in our Big Pic.