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End of a Weird Era: Jon & Kate Plus 8 Signs Off
Kate Gosselin never wanted it to be this way. But since it is this way...
Having to shut down its cash cow thanks to Jon Gosselin's gripes, TLC seemed to make sure that its litigious former star ended up smelling like a bed of anything-but-roses on Monday's series finale of Jon & Kate Plus 8.
Kate took six of the kids to an organic farm, where they pet kittens and milked cows, and everything was wholesome and lovely! Meanwhile, even raising money for firefighters, Jon came off looking like the bad guy.
"I always wonder, 'Are they safe, are they protected, are they well thought-out?'" Kate, who called the premature end of the show "bittersweet," mused during one of her one-on-camera interview segments.
"And I do worry about his intentions and his motives for such things," she said, referring to the lemonade stand Jon set up to raise money for their local volunteer fire department. "Is this a publicity stunt? What is the bottom line of it? I don't like when my kids get caught in the crossfire of that stuff."
Cut to Jon banishing Mady and Cara from the site for being "unappreciative" and then begrudging the sextuplets their fun exploring a firetruck while he stayed outside selling lemonade. Then he donned a full fireman's suit and took a few Darth-Vaderesque breaths.
Kate's concerns come to fruition, or some crafty editing?
TLC Lets the Door Hit Jon (Not So Much Kate) on the Way Out
At this point, there's almost nothing we don't already know about Jon and Kate Gosselin.
He likes Ed Hardy, ticking every box off the midlife crisis checklist and demanding privacy from the paparazzi, unless of course they want to patronize his lemonade stand or capture him bringing flowers to his ex-wife. His dislikes include spell-check and Nancy Grace.
She, on the other hand, enjoys employing ghost writers to pen cookbooks on organic food, berating her personality-challenged husband and recouping hundreds of thousands of dollars that were rightfully hers to begin with. She's not such a fan of anything less than industrial-strength pomade.
This much we know.
But TLC is reminding us of a few other Gosselin truths that have gotten lost along the way in the torn-apart family's reality swan song, as Jon & Kate Plus 8 comes to its confessional- and montage-filled series end tonight.
Like, no matter how heinous you think their parents are—and at this point it is just a matter of degrees—those Gosselin Plus 8 are downright adorable (and, lest we forget, the reason viewers flocked in the first place).
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Lindsay Lohan: "I've Never Been Happier In My Life!"
Despite her father's shenanigans, a failing acting career and a disastrous foray into high fashion, Lindsay Lohan insists she's one very happy chick.
"I've never been happier in my life," she insisted to us last night at the Nu Pop Movement watch launch at Kitson Men. "As long as my mom, my sister and my brother are happy, then I'm good."
As for Papa Lohan, Linds couldn't help but take a few digs at the man who claims everything he reveals to the tabloids does is all in the name of helping his daughter...
"Sexy" Photo of Cindy Crawford's 7-Year-Old at Center of Alleged Extortion Scheme
Cindy Crawford's the only one who takes photos for money in this bunch.
The supermodel and husband Rande Gerber were targeted by a would-be extortionist who had in his possession a "sexy" photo of the couple's then-7-year-old daughter and wanted to make a deal so the pic "wouldn't end up in the tabloids," according to a federal criminal complaint filed Tuesday.
The couple told investigators that Edis "Eddie" Kayalar, who has since been deported back to his home country of Germany, called them in July, claiming to be a "good person" who just wanted to help them out.
According to the complaint, Kayalar told them that the photo, in which their young daughter was gagged, dressed in shorts and a T-shirt, and tied to a chair, "just wasn't right" and he was "bothered" by it.
Presumably pretty horrified, Gerber and Crawford say that they had no idea such a photograph, which the family's former nanny has admitted to taking "as a prank," even existed.
Fashion Police: Suri Cruise's Day-to-Night Look
If you happen to be stuck in a wardrobe rut, look to Suri Cruise for answers.
Today, Suri teaches us how to take one look from daytime to night.
Take this hot pink dress, purple sweater and metallic silver leggings. Sure it works for flying in your helicopter from Boston to New York City (did we mention how relatable Suri is?), but say you want to quickly dress it up for a fancy dinner and night out on the town. How would you do that?
Let Suri show you how!
It's Sandra Bullock vs. Jesse James' Ex in Monster Custody Feud
It's not quite the ultimate battle of good versus evil, but it'll do: America's Sweetheart is taking on a freshly jail-broken porn star in what's shaping up to be quite the headline-grabbing custody dispute.
The child in question is 5-year-old Sunny James, the daughter of Monster Garage host Jesse James and his trouble-plagued, sobriety-challened, adult-film-star ex, Janine Lindemulder.
For the better part of the last year, James (with a massive maternal assist from wife Sandra Bullock) has had sole custody of the child, due primarily to the fact that Lindemulder has spent the past six months behind bars for tax evasion.
But now she's out and looking for a return stake in parental duties. And what better place to find that than Good Morning America?
"What would give her the right to take away my daughter?" Lindemulder said of Bullock, toward whom the majority of her ire seems directed. "This is my daughter. I'm the best mother I can be."
And while she admitted on the morning show that she's "absolutely made horrific choices in the past," she stresses that her life is currently back on track.
Though Bullock and James beg to differ.
Fashion Police: Miley Cyrus' 9-Year-Old Sister Wears Questionable Halloween Costumes
Halloween is officially out of control. As soon as 9-year-olds like Noah Cyrus start using the holiday as an excuse to dress sexy, that's when you know it's time to shut it down.
Miley's little sister dressed up—as a vampire? A witch? Her older sister?—for the 2009 Dream Halloween event held over the weekend, and once again we're forced to question Billy Ray and Tish's judgment. Or if they're even around...
Nicole Richie Shows Off Sparrow and Explains the Weird Name
Ah, baby magazine covers. They're that rare breath of cute air that we can look at in the supermarket line without feeling angry at Jon & Kate or sad about Lindsay Lohan's new haggard makeover or annoyed at the Jen Aniston lies.
Instead, we can just let the warm fuzzy feelings wash over us and be like, "Well, that's nice."
So thank you, Nicole Richie, for showing off your cuddly 6-week-old son Sparrow in this week's People. Inside the magazine there are even more adorable pictures of the new family of four that are worth checking out.
And as an added bonus, Nicole and her longtime partner, Joel Madden, even (kind of) explain what's up with the strange bird name...
Matt Damon & Ben Affleck More Than Just Friends
We knew there was more going on between Matt Damon and Ben Affleck than meets the eye.
Jokes about their level of closeness and who's banging Jimmy Kimmel aside, it turns out the longtime pals and Oscar-winning screenwriters really are more than friends and writing partners. In fact, they're related!
According to the New England Genealogical Society, the actors are both descendants of bricklayer William Knowlton Jr., an Englishman who settled in Ipswich, Mass. around 1630.
That would make Affleck and Damon approximately 10th cousins, once removed. Affleck was born in Berkeley, Calif., but spent his formative years in Boston, where he and Damon became friends.
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Khloé & Lamar: Will Babies Come as Quickly as the Wedding?
They've only been married for a few days after a very short courtship, but are Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom already feeling family pressure to pop out some babies?
Khloé's little sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, think it'll happen sooner than later.
"I know Khloé has always wanted to have kids, because when me and Kylie were little, she would babysit us," 13-year-old Kendall told us last night at Onitsuka Tiger's record release party for Selena Gomez and the Scene's debut album, Kiss & Tell.
"She was like our second mom," she said. "I know she'll be a great mom."
Kylie, 12, added, "I just can't wait for her to have kids!"
As for how Lamar is fitting into the big Kardashian-Jenner bunch…
Whit Port's BFF: The City Is "Classier" Than The Hills
Roxy Olin comes from some pretty good Hollywood genes. Her dad is Brothers & Sisters producer Ken Olin and her mom is Patricia Wettig, who stars on the show. Roxy even appears on the hit ABC primetime drama.
But soon you'll be seeing a lot more of Ms. Roxy, because she's joined The City. Not only is the 23-year-old living in New York City with Whitney Port, but they're also working together at fashion PR firm, People's Revolution.
I caught up with Roxy the other day on her way home from a weekend with her mom in the Hamptons. Read on to find out about her decision to jump into the world of reality TV, discover which costar she can't stand and why she thinks The City is "classier" than The Hills...
Katherine Heigl Shares Photo of Adopted Daughter
Last week Katherine Heigl stopped by Ellen DeGeneres' show to announce she and husband Josh Kelley were adopting a little Korean girl.
And now she would like to share pictures of 10-month-old Nancy Leigh or, as Heigl notes on her Jason Heigl Foundation website, "She will go by the nickname Naleigh."
The three make such an adorable family, it's definitely going to make it harder to get angry at Katherine for all her entitled complaining.
So congrats! May the future be filled with many more touching family photos where everyone wears complementary-colored (but not matchy-matchy!) sweaters.
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