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Link Party: Brangelina Saves the World, Several Million Dollars at a Time
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still doing what they can to save the world. Last year they donated $6.4 million to charities—that's more than double what they gave the previous year.
• Adam Lambert is getting all the attention he could ever dream of after last night's "shocking" performance.
• Have you ever wondered what Katie Couric booty dancing might look like? It's your lucky day! Happy Almost Thanksgiving!
• Creed's Scott Stapp is talking about the sex tape where he and Kid Rock get blow jobs on a tour bus. He would prefer if we didn't call it a sex tape because, "well, there's no sex on the sex tape," he says. "For it to get characterized that way, I mean, that kind of sucks." Celebrities have really gotten picky about how we label their sex tapes.
• Well, this is probably one of the dumbest fake Robert Pattinson quotes we've read (but too dumb not to share!): "People ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair. I just don't want someone to have a needle and give me HIV and I don't want to get shot or stabbed."
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Katherine Heigl obviously wanted a baby so they could color coordinate.
Brad Pitt's New Fight Club: Battling Aliens
On the eve of New Moon's opening, it's only natural O.G. cinema vamp Brad Pitt would want a share of the spotlight.
And what Pitt wants, Pitt gets, this time courtesy of the news that he's set to develop—and most likely take the lead role in—a big screen adaptation of Dark Void, a forthcoming shoot-'em-up video game.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Pitt would ostensibly star as Will, a cargo pilot who finds himself in a parallel universe after crashing in the Bermuda Triangle. He and his outnumbered crew, along with their mysterious, unnamed "powers," end up fighting aliens that the previously presumed to be extinct.
The film-inspiring game is released in January.
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Check out who else is making the big screen rounds in our Casting Couch gallery.
See Brangelina Step Out for Art's Sake...and Lady Gaga?
We already knew Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are big art buffs...but are they Lady Gaga fans too?
The famous, jewelry-designing duo left their six kids home and hit MOCA's 30th anniversary gala Saturday night, where they got a personal tour of the museum.
By the looks of things, they both seemed to be in a good mood. Angelina joked and smiled as a bearded Brad affectionately touched her arm. (So much for the trouble in paradise rumors.)
Viewing artwork up close wasn't the only thing VIP guests were treated to...
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Design Sparkly, Slithery Things
When you're as shiny as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, it would stand to reason that you would create shiny things too, right?
Hollywood's most golden couple have teamed with high-end jeweler Asprey for a capsule collection called "The Protector," according to Women's Wear Daily. The shimmering gold and silver accessories are inspired by snakes.
You know, because nothing says precious metals and stones like slithering creatures. And dudes with really hideous beards.
The limited edition collection hits stores this week, with prices starting at $525 for a silver baby spoon. Proceeds benefit Education Partnership for Children of Conflict, which Angie co-founded.
Apparently, the mega-mama received a snake ring just before giving birth to Shiloh and she considered it a protector of her family.
Speaking of families, you'll never guess who else is designing glittery baubles…
Brad Pitt Jonesing to Get Basterdly Again
Directors, beware! If you plan on booking Brad Pitt for a film, you may want to check in with Quentin Tarantino first.
Sounds like an Inglourious Basterds prequel is Pitt's top priority.
"Everybody would drop whatever they're doing to go back to work with Quentin," Pitt's Basterds costar Eli Roth told us at the Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards presented by Movieline.com in Hollywood. "All the time, Brad says, 'Prequel, prequel!' All the 'basterds' would jump on it in a second."
In fact, this possible prequel is already under way...sorta. Read on for the details.
Brad "Evil Knievel" Pitt Wants Deals on New Wheels
Stop the international presses! Brad Pitt is kinda, maybe, sorta interested in buying himself another motorcycle.
This is the breaking news flash out of Tokyo this morning, where the Beautiful Bearded One is currently making the promotional rounds for Inglourious Basterds, which is finally opening in Japan.
"I had a little mishap," he explained when asked about his pavement-pounding, paparazzi-captured bike topple last week.
"No injuries, except my ego. I was trying to get away from some paparazzi and instead gave them a good story."
Actually, Brad, "good" may be overselling it a bit, but we'll assume that after three months on the publicity trail, any new talking point is welcomed with open arms.
"It was my favorite bike, so that is really sad."
Not Iraqi-refugees-in-Syria sad, mind you, but still a bit of a bummer. And a rather easily fixable one, at that.
"I will definitely be looking at motorcycles," he said. "You've got some of the best builders right here."
Something tells us this guy would beg to differ. But domo arigato all the same.
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Check out more hotties on hogs in our Easy Riders: Stars on Bikes gallery.
Brad Pitt's Bike Crash: What Really Happened?
Did you hear the one about Brad Pitt's motorcycle mishap?
Countless reports of the chopper spill have been circulating cyberspace all afternoon, and while both Los Angeles and Beverly Hills Police Departments confirm that there have been no accidents reported, we've complied a little collection of what we know thus far.
Sources tell E! News that the incident wasn't much of an accident, but rather Pitt's mirror nicked the mirror of an adjacent car and he lost balance on his bike. His motorcycle reportedly wouldn't start after it fell to the ground, so the star called his security team for a lift.
The source says the other car involved in the mix-up belonged to the paparazzi, but it was Pitt who got too close.
Elsewhere, reports of the cycle spill vary. TMZ says Pitt was weaving in and out of stopped traffic and damaged his ride after clipping a parked car, while X17 has a much more elaborate version of events involving the mega-movie star falling to the ground on his bike after a too-close-for-comfort pap cut him off.
The report claims Pitt exchanged heated words with the pap, telling him to be more careful, then escaped the commotion by running into a nearby apartment complex to wait for his ride.
And finally, Radar Online says that their reporter witnessed the minor mash-up, stating that a paparazzo bumped Pitt's bike from behind, forcing his motorcycle into the rear of the car ahead. Pitt reportedly kept his cool in the aftermath, even interacting with onlookers.
The one common thread? Pitt is A-OK, uninjured and on his merry way.
And regardless of what went down today, Pitt will live to bike again.
—Reporting by Ashley Fultz
Why Does John Stamos Gotta Lie? Madonna, Too!
Why did John Stamos bother to lie about being drunk on a talk show when it was so obvious he was? And now he's confessed—why lie if you're just going to get caught?
—Cotton, via the Answer B!tch inbox
Come now. The stars, they already give us so much—sharing their mama's Cuban chicken recipe with Us Weekly and telling us that they're wearing Galliano on the red carpet. Can't a star manipulate people in peace without you greedy fans always asking for more, more, more?
I mean it's not like stars lie about everything, just every aspect of their lives—including whoppers such as...
Do Celeb Do-Gooders Actually Do Any, Uh, Good?
Yet another star, Mia Farrow, has spoken out for poor people. Does that translate into dollars or just "awareness"?
—Haro, Wisconsin
I love awareness. Such a fine cause, that. Between Angelina Jolie and the refugees (sounds like a Tom Petty cover band, don't it?), Brad Pitt and his work in New Orleans, Mia Farrow and the kids from Gaza, and Orlando Bloom, who recently signed on to help out UNICEF...I just feel so much more aware!
Like, every single second!
But are the stars achieving anything else for the needy? Like, say, money? Depends on one thing...
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Visit Iraqi Refugees in Syria
They'll never let us forget they are more than just pretty faces. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took time out of their schedules on Friday to bring attention to the continuing plight of the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi refugees still living in Syria.
Jolie, a United Nations goodwill ambassador, and her significant other spent time with two different families in the Syrian capital of Damascus. They also met with Syrian president Bashar al-Assad to discuss the efforts being made toward health care and education.
How Can I Tell If a Celeb Breakup Is for Real?
I read that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are supposed to be on the rocks. But the tabloids say that about every couple. How can I tell what's real?
—Jenni, via the Answer B!tch inbox
For this answer I have turned to my bitter Twitter archnemesis Ted Casablanca, who wages a daily siege against me and my innocent B!tchlettes in poisonous stealth bombs of 140 characters or less. He has great secrets on how to tell whether celebrities are lying about their breakup status.
Curious about Jessica and Justin, Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy, all of whom have had their couplehood questioned of late?
Here's all you need to know...
Is It Weird for Shiloh to Lose a Tooth at Age 3?
Why is little Shiloh losing her teeth when she's only 3? I can see why Pax is, but not Shiloh.
—MamaMe, via the Answer B!tch inbox
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have not—shocker!—issued a press release answering questions raised by photos of their daughter Shiloh Nouvel's gappy smile this week. But according to pediatricians, the front tooth loss experienced by 5-year-old Pax is within the scope of normal, but 3-year-olds? Not so much, I'm told.
It is explainable, just not common. So what's going on inside the Jolie-Pitt household? Read on, and decide for yourself...





