Lindsay Not Down With Coverage of Ali's Upper Body
With Samantha Ronson out of town, Lindsay Lohan apparently had some time to kill. So, she decided to speak up on behalf of her little sis.
Knowing what it's like to have her physique analyzed from every angle (hey, some of that was her fault!), the 22-year-old actress has come down on tabloid speculation that her 14-year-old sister Ali is sporting surgically enhanced curves.
Wrote Lohan on her MySpace Celebrity blog:
"i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach. so, here's the visual...two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...one of them being, 'Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?' WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Brooke Hogan Charms With Her "F-in REAL"-ness
Brooke Hogan really does make parsing her too easy, and as much as we’d like to ignore her, it’s impossible. She just won’t stop with the blogging.
In today’s nonsensical MySpace ramblings, Brooke starts the party with “I hate blogs but I love mine. Cause I can be F-in REAL with people!!!!”
So let’s get F-in REAL and clarify that "women have too much PMS to be president" statement:
"Notice how i said 'I know IIIIII couldn't do it cause I'd be pms-ing and freaking out all the time' ...Honestly I'd LOVE to meet a woman with NO emotional problems....but thats not the point...but its true. LOL."
So she still believes all women are emotional messes. But why is she not that into voting in the first place? That answer, and more Brookeisms, after the jump...





