This little piggy went all the way to the hospital.
Of all Kim Kardashian's protruding body parts, we never thought it would be her toe that would get her in trouble, but that's exactly what's happened, as E!'s coordination-challenged reality diva explained yesterday…
"I knew my clumsiness would catch up with me at some point! I tripped on a suit case on the floor and broke my toe :-(" she tweeted.
A travesty indeed. But who needs doctors when you've got the bedside manner of a fellow Kardashian?
"My life just got better!" Kim tweeted after her sister Khloé landed in New York.
But if her relation didn't help out her healing, surely the remnants of Halloween did.
"Sometimes milk chocolate makes everything better!"
We couldn't agree more.