Woot! It's almost the holiday weekend! While the grunt work of packing your family and the dog into the SUV for a vacation may be a hassle, be glad you're not these dudes:
Mel Gibson: Our favorite bigot has allegedly topped his infamous anti-Semitic, "sugar tits" rant with a diatribe against baby mama Oksana Grigorieva, in which he reportedly tells his former lover: "You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a f--king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of n---ers it will be your fault." That Mel, so sensitive. Can you believe he actually starred in a movie called What Women Want?
Tiger Woods: Rumors are that our Sultan of Sluts might pay up to $700 million in a divorce settlement to keep wife Elin Nordegren silent. After everything that has been spilled about Tiger so far, what other dirty secrets of his could be worth that much money?
Kelsey Grammer: We feel sorta weird about lumping our beloved Frasier Crane in with these douches. Poor guy is simply getting divorced, right? But his soon-to-be ex wife, Camille Donatacci Grammer, is one of the stars of the upcoming Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and based on what we've seen from other RH seasons, watching your former spouse on this series is gonna suuuck.
So light up the sparklers and vote for the sadder sack: