Amy Winehouse Rapping? Please, No, No, No

Riffing with pal Zalon, the "Rehab" crooner spits out some doozies

By Breanne L. Heldman Sep 30, 2009 12:51 PMTags

The Amy Winehouse trainwreck just keeps chugging along, but at least this time it's taken a comical turn.

The supposedly rehabbed "Rehab" singer is attempting to rap. It's not pretty.

Joining vocalist Zalon in the jam session, she drops some impressive and memorable lines between random shrieks.

"Listen, I can write 10 raps a night / It don't matter, but you know that it's tight," she starts.

It gets better near the halfway point.

"I never knew / I never knew that I, well, I know I'm a Jew / Well, a Jewmaican anyway / If you can smoke bacon, then I reckon that I never knew Zalon was so good at drums / It kind of makes me feel more dumb."

Yeah. You're welcome.

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