Brad Pitt Says, Don't Talk While You Tinkle

Wed., Jul. 15, 2009 9:46 PM PDT by Erik Pedersen

Dan Winters/ Wired

Oh, Brad Pitt. Isn't it enough to be ridiculously handsome—must you be a scandalous wit, as well?

The Inglourious Basterds star brings his comedy chops to Wired this month, eschewing traditional celebrity blather about his charmed life, private moments with Angelina Jolie and various charitable works in order to provide guidance in the "Ask a Basterd" advice column.

This burning question concerns whether it's acceptable to talk on the phone while urinating. Brad says:

"No, you can't talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That's why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don't hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don't want those followers."

Do you find the star's literal bathroom humor hilarious or not? You tell us. (And seriously, if you do have burning questions about peeing, we suggest you see a doctor.)