Who's the Most Awful Celebrity? You Decide!

Who’s the most awful celebrity? Find out in our Awful Madness game!

By Ted Casablanca May 11, 2009 6:57 PMTags
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Round 1 of The Most Awful Celeb is now closed. Please hit ROUND 2 to keep playing.
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Is Lindsay Lohan's quest for attention worse than Octomom's? Is Robert Pattinson's naughtiness just as breathtaking as Michael Phelps'? And Tom Cruise's antics don't look so bad when compared to Michael Jackson's—or do they?

We're just tickled yellow to introduce our race to the bottom, a giant tournament-style game designed to find the absolute Most Awful Celeb ever!

And the best part is you get to decide! Whether ya think Most Awful means a vile, villainous lawbreaker or just an overexposed diva, here's your chance to make the call.

We're starting with 128 of Hollywood's baddest, bitchiest and blahest. New rounds of voting open Mondays and Thursdays, and in four weeks, we'll narrow the supercrowded field down to just one single celeb whose truly unruly behavior trumps everybody else's in the Biz.

Round one voting closes on Wednesday, noon (Hollywood time), so make your pick in each of the 64 minicategories of awfulishness. Have all sorts of awful fun, babes, it's a must!
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Round 1 of The Most Awful Celeb is now closed. Please hit ROUND 2 to keep playing.

Poll

The Most Awful Celeb in Hollywood—Round 1

Angry A-hole
Kiefer Sutherland
44.3%
Christian Bale
55.7%
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Slutty Seconds (and Thirds and...)
Sienna Miller
51.9%
Madonna
48.1%
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Self-Promoting Tool
Paris Hilton
45.8%
Octomom
54.2%
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Manipulative Be-yotch
Jennifer Lopez
68.7%
Teri Hatcher
31.3%
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Musical-Genius Monster
Michael Jackson
58.8%
Phil Spector
41.2%
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Saccharine Pretender
Jennifer Garner
52.4%
Reese Witherspoon
47.6%
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So Delicious It's Wrong
Megan Fox
60.5%
Channing Tatum
39.5%
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Too-Forgiving Gals
Téa Leoni
32%
Rihanna
68%
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Law-Dissing Diva
Shia LaBeouf
44.3%
Lil' Kim
55.7%
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Sex-Starved Author
Candace Bushnell
46.1%
Stephenie Meyer
53.9%
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Attention-Hoggin' Hubby
Tom Cruise
83.7%
Will Smith
16.3%
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Reluctant Lover
James Franco
44.1%
Kristen Stewart
55.9%
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Misery for Money
Jim Cramer
20.9%
Dr. Phil
79.1%
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Romantically Annoying
Chace Crawford
26.5%
The Jonas Brothers
73.5%
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Spouse Stealer
Gisele Bündchen
31.8%
Angelina Jolie
68.2%
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Whipped Puppy
Doug Reinhardt
36.1%
Brad Pitt
63.9%
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"Reformed" Bad Girl
Nicole Richie
65.5%
Britney Spears
34.5%
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More Hair Than Humpiness
Zac Efron
39.4%
Spencer Pratt
60.6%
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Age-Defying Neurotic Dater
George Clooney
52.9%
Jennifer Aniston
47.1%
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Material Borrower
Beyoncé Knowles
63%
Christina Aguilera
37%
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"Royal" Pain
Gwyneth Paltrow
67.4%
Chris Martin
32.6%
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TMI Twitterer
John Mayer
54.9%
Ashton Kutcher
45.1%
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Conniving Costar
Nikki Reed
74.5%
Ashley Greene
25.5%
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Pathetic Faker
Judas Jack-Off
45.9%
Toothy Tile
54.1%
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Hushed-Up Sinner
Mel Gibson
52.1%
Chris Brown
47.9%
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Sexy Dud
Jessica Biel
57.4%
Gerard Butler
42.6%
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Questionable Hero
Michael Phelps
44.4%
Lance Armstrong
55.6%
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Hot Mess
Leonardo DiCaprio
33.8%
Robert Pattinson
66.2%
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Weird Gay Vibe
Ed Westwick
58.3%
Justin Gaston
41.7%
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Ego Douche
Kanye West
67.9%
Jeremy Piven
32.1%
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Shut the Ef Up
Tyra Banks
67.6%
Oprah
32.4%
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Foreheads Anonymous
Marcia Cross
48.5%
Renée Zellweger
51.5%
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Premature Cougar
Kate Hudson
66.2%
AnnaLynne McCord
33.8%
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Needs-to-Be-Caged Cougar
Nicollette Sheridan
48.8%
Paula Abdul
51.2%
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Dirty Old Ridiculous Man
Jack Nicholson
39.7%
Mickey Rourke
60.3%
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Arch Addict
Simon Cowell
70.3%
Tim Gunn
29.7%
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Married Scum
David Duchovny
42.5%
Sean Penn
57.5%
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Skanky Sports Star
Kobe Bryant
41.5%
A-Rod
58.5%
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Wasted Career
Amy Winehouse
53.4%
Lindsay Lohan
46.6%
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Vindictive Vamp
Miss California
44.2%
Perez Hilton
55.8%
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Uncomfortably Unspoken
Anderson Cooper
54.4%
Queen Latifah
45.6%
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Unrecognizable Puss
Melissa Rivers
52.1%
Rupert Everett
47.9%
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Poison Penner
Tori Spelling
45.9%
Candy Spelling
54.1%
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Rumor Queens
Jake Gyllenhaal
63.1%
Hugh Jackman
36.9%
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Cursed-Wives Club
Nicole Kidman
36.2%
Katie Holmes
63.8%
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Heatless Hottie
Vanessa Hudgens
53.3%
Jennifer Love Hewitt
46.7%
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Evil Creature From Planet Phone
Russell Crowe
28.9%
Naomi Campbell
71.1%
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Fame-Whore Bride
Eva Longoria Parker
19.8%
Heidi Montag
80.2%
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Sound-Bite Slut
Gloria Allred
41.9%
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
58.1%
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Ungrateful Hag
Katherine Heigl
55.9%
Joaquin Phoenix
44.1%
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Opportunistic Sperm Donor
Casey Aldridge
47.9%
Levi Johnston
52.1%
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Dubious Dad
Tom Brady
44.6%
Balthazar Getty
55.4%
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Oscar Ingrate
Woody Allen
37.3%
Billy Bob Thornton
62.7%
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Scheming Sibling
Nicky Hilton
25.9%
Ali Lohan
74.1%
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Hates Little Girls
Jamie Foxx
56.2%
Kathy Griffin
43.8%
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Two-Faced Kiddie
Miley Cyrus
77.1%
David Archuleta
22.9%
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Apron-Wearer From Hell
Rachael Ray
55.2%
Gordon Ramsay
44.8%
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Mommie Dearest
Dina Lohan
74.8%
Lynne Spears
25.2%
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Daddie Dearest
Joe Simpson
74.6%
Jon Voight
25.4%
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Conniving Ex
Kevin Federline
47.4%
Bobby Brown
52.6%
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Autotune Abuser
Lil' Wayne
61.3%
T-Pain
38.7%
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Must Be Famous to Date Me
Jessica Simpson
72.8%
Joel Madden
27.2%
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Overblown Brit
Susan Boyle
44.2%
David Beckham
55.8%
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Starved Disaster
Kate Bosworth
40.8%
Victoria Beckham
59.2%
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