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Johnny Depp Falling Into Angelina's Tourist Trap?

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Well, this sounds hot.

Johnny Depp is in talks to star with Angelina Jolie in The Tourist, a remake of a French thriller in which Depp would play an American abroad who gets swept up in an Interpol agent's web of intrigue as she tracks down a fugitive who used to be her lover, according to Variety.

And we feel sorry for any guy who incurs Jolie's wrath.

Sam Worthington, the Australian star of James Cameron's upcoming 3-D spectacle, Avatar, had been slated to play the titular tourist, but recently dropped out, along with director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, who helmed the Oscar-winning The Lives of Others.

This isn't The Tourist's first casting shakeup, either. Tom Cruise and Charlize Theron were originally set to give chase in the lead roles before scheduling snafus got in the way.

We don't know about you, but we're liking the sound, not to mention the look, of this switcheroo.

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See who else's agents are hard at work in our Casting Couch gallery.

Angelina Jolie's Salt Trailer...for Those of You Who Know Russian

After much anticipation, the first trailer for Angelina Jolie's upcoming action flick, Salt, has been released and, well, we can't understand a damn thing anybody's saying.

Apparently the good folks over at Columbia Pictures thought it would be a good idea to have the first look at the movie be a Russian-dubbed version, perhaps as a way to play up the whole "Is Angie's CIA officer really a Russian sleeper spy?" angle.

Then again, hearing the actress speaking in a foreign accent is a bit sexy and, let's face it, we don't exactly watch these kinds of movies for the stellar dialogue.

When it's all said and done, we just wanna see stuff blow up. And you certainly don't need a translator for that.

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Spy Angie on the set of her new thriller, plus lots of other A-listers in action, in our Snapped On Set: Movies gallery.

Rosie O'Donnell Thinks She and Angelina Jolie Almost Happened

Rosie O'Donnell, Angelina Jolie John Shearer/Getty Images, Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images

How does one choose between Brad Pitt and Rosie O'Donnell?

We're not sure we know (or want to know), but, at some point, Angelina Jolie was faced with that conflict. At least, according to Rosie.

The talk show icon blabbed to Howard Stern on Sirius XM radio about a time before she was married to Kelli Carpenter and Angelina had tied the knot with Billy Bob Thornton. A romance, she claimed, was a-bloomin'.

"She gave me her phone number," Rosie said. "We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that. There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through."

Fear got the best of Rosie and she wasn't able to seal the deal.

"I was a little afraid of her," she said. "She's scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still."

We'd say "TMI," but our jaws are still on the floor.

The erstwhile Lara Croft isn't the only bone the flower picked during the interview. She also offered some insight into the rocky state of affairs of her marriage, as well as her thoughts on the relationship between Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King.

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Angelina's New Role a Gucci, Gucci, Coup

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She always struck us as more of a Versace gal, but Angelina Jolie is taking a theatrical, if not sartorial, step toward Gucci, signing on to star in a drama chronicling the decadent highs and murderous lows of the fashion empire.

According to Variety, Jolie will be stretching her acting muscles as the femme fatale Patrizia Reggiano, the woman who sentenced to nearly three decades behind bars for plotting the 1995 murder of ex-husband Maurizio Gucci.

The film will be set in the design house's '70s and '80s heyday, when Maurizio emerged, in the wake of a vicious power struggle, to take over the family business. Prior to the show that would relaunch the brand (courtesy of designs from Tom Ford, incidentally), Maurizio was shot dead in front of his Milan home.

Talk about one day you're in and the next you're out.

No actor has signed on to play Jolie's ill-fated love in the film, which starts production next year, though Leonardo DiCaprio has been approached by director Ridley Scott.

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Angelina's not the only star who's signed on the dotted line. Check out Hollywood's other movers and shakers with a flip through our Casting Couch gallery.

Why Does John Stamos Gotta Lie? Madonna, Too!

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Why did John Stamos bother to lie about being drunk on a talk show when it was so obvious he was? And now he's confessed—why lie if you're just going to get caught?
—Cotton, via the Answer B!tch inbox

Come now. The stars, they already give us so much—sharing their mama's Cuban chicken recipe with Us Weekly and telling us that they're wearing Galliano on the red carpet. Can't a star manipulate people in peace without you greedy fans always asking for more, more, more?

I mean it's not like stars lie about everything, just every aspect of their lives—including whoppers such as...

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Do Celeb Do-Gooders Actually Do Any, Uh, Good?

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Yet another star, Mia Farrow, has spoken out for poor people. Does that translate into dollars or just "awareness"?
—Haro, Wisconsin

I love awareness. Such a fine cause, that. Between Angelina Jolie and the refugees (sounds like a Tom Petty cover band, don't it?), Brad Pitt and his work in New Orleans, Mia Farrow and the kids from Gaza, and Orlando Bloom, who recently signed on to help out UNICEF...I just feel so much more aware!

Like, every single second!

But are the stars achieving anything else for the needy? Like, say, money? Depends on one thing...

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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Visit Iraqi Refugees in Syria

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They'll never let us forget they are more than just pretty faces. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took time out of their schedules on Friday to bring attention to the continuing plight of the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi refugees still living in Syria.

Jolie, a United Nations goodwill ambassador, and her significant other spent time with two different families in the Syrian capital of Damascus. They also met with Syrian president Bashar al-Assad to discuss the efforts being made toward health care and education. 

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How Can I Tell If a Celeb Breakup Is for Real?

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I read that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are supposed to be on the rocks. But the tabloids say that about every couple. How can I tell what's real?
—Jenni, via the Answer B!tch inbox

For this answer I have turned to my bitter Twitter archnemesis Ted Casablanca, who wages a daily siege against me and my innocent B!tchlettes in poisonous stealth bombs of 140 characters or less. He has great secrets on how to tell whether celebrities are lying about their breakup status.

Curious about Jessica and Justin, Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy, all of whom have had their couplehood questioned of late?

Here's all you need to know...

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Is It Weird for Shiloh to Lose a Tooth at Age 3?

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Why is little Shiloh losing her teeth when she's only 3? I can see why Pax is, but not Shiloh.
—MamaMe, via the Answer B!tch inbox

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have not—shocker!—issued a press release answering questions raised by photos of their daughter Shiloh Nouvel's gappy smile this week. But according to pediatricians, the front tooth loss experienced by 5-year-old Pax is within the scope of normal, but 3-year-olds? Not so much, I'm told.

It is explainable, just not common. So what's going on inside the Jolie-Pitt household? Read on, and decide for yourself...

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Angelina Jolie Takes the Tykes Out for Toys

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Imagine perusing the aisles of your local Toys "R" Us in Toulon, France, when somewhere between Elmo and Dora the Explorer, you spot a Pax. Or a Shiloh and a Zahara for that matter.

Well, that's exactly what happened to the fine folks out shopping for playthings on Tuesday when Angelina Jolie herself stopped in with half her brood (MaddoxVivienne and Knox apparently opted to sit this one out) while Papa Pitt continued to promote Inglourious Basterds in Spain and grow his beard.

Oh, but the real excitement didn't come until after the famous family left the store…

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Has the Great Megan vs. Angie Showdown Begun?

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Everyone seems to want a piece of Megan Fox, just not Robert Pattinson anymore, huh? Just the other week, rumors flew that M.F. was pegged to be the next Catwoman in Batman 3 (something that ticked you readers off), and now we hear Meg has another role up her sleeve in the new Barbarella remake.

But you know what the best part is? She's supposedly battling Megan Fox Sr., that would be Angelina Jolie, for the gig!

It's been reported that Angie is feeling threatened by Meg because this is the first time the two have ever competed for the same part. "Ange is really feeling the pressure," a source tells MSN. "Ange knows that to win roles she has to look youthful."

Meow! So is the stage finally set for the Megan-Angie showdown we've all been waiting for?

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Quentin Tarantino Wants Angie Next—Does Brad?

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Working with director Quentin Tarantino is kind of a staple in an actor's life. It's a guy thing.

Brad Pitt told E! News that this Inglourious Basterds collaboration was almost eight years in the making, so when the script finally came to him he simply had to do it.

After persuading one of, if not the, biggest movie stars in the world to do your project, how the hell does Quentin only go up from here? Angelina Jolie, of course.

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Made in the Shades Jennifer Garner goes low-key glam in basic black while running errands in L.A.

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