E!The WAGS are finally here!
On last night's premiere episode of WAGS, the ladies introduced us to their lavish and luxurious lifestyles.
"The WAGS lifestyle is extremely glamorous," Ashley North said. "It's private jets, vacations, parties, photo shoots, black cards, you name it." Other rules include looking great at all times, keeping your man happy and always supporting him (not to mention making sure no other girls try to steal your hubby or boyfriend!).
"Millions of people want your man. It's like a warzone," Nicole Williams added.
Following the intros, Ashley and her fiancé Dashon Goldson playfully bicker while moving in to their new home in L.A., where they live during the NFL off-season. And yes: Ashley used withholding sex to get her way in decorating their new mansion.
Fast forward to the beauty salon where Barbie Blank (fiancé of NHL star Sheldon Souray), Autumn Ajirotutu (wife of Seyi Ajirotutu), Ashley and Sasha Gates are primping. Sasha asked Autumn how she finds time for sex with two newborn twins at home.
"It's nonexistent," Autumn said before adding, "Except like every other day." Needless to say, the ladies' reactions were priceless!
Autumn added, "I don't have the urge to just like bend over and freak on him in the kitchen! It's like, ‘OK, did I wash my ass today?'" TMI!
Later on, troublemaker BFFs Natalie Halcro and Olivia Pierson (who are "literally attached at the hip") go shopping before all seven girls meet up for cocktails together. But the girls' night out soon goes south when Olivia throws shade at Barbie.
"My first boyfriend was a hockey player," Olivia said. "He was a cheater, I can't."
"Are you saying that all hockey players are cheaters?" Barbie asked. She later said in her confessional, "If you're gonna cheat, you're gonna cheat. So for her to just specify and say all hockey players cheat, that f--king makes me so angry." Yikes!
(Side note: Nicole watches her man Larry English through nanny cameras hidden around their house?!?!)
Now for a less dramatic outing. Olivia and Natalie visit a doctor to learn about getting their "vajayjays rejuvenated."
Dr. Matlock comes in and asks the two girls what they're interested in. "I was thinking about what I could get my boyfriend for his birthday and I might as well soup up my vagina and show off," Nat explained.
"How tight do you wanna be?" the doctor asked. "Women throughout the world, they go see a doctor: ‘I wanna be 16 again, 18 again.' Some women will say, ‘I wanna be 14.' I'll say, ‘Bad girl.'"
The girls then look at a few of Dr. Matlock's patients' before and after photos. "Those are some dangly beef curtains!" Olivia exclaimed.
Ew!
All the ladies (and some of their men) then head to Las Vegas for some partying, possibly some "skinny dipping" and lots of talk about the girls' nipple sizes. However, the gang's dinner plans turn dramatic when Larry wants to ditch Nicole and go hang out with his bros instead. "I'm upset, because Larry's friends keep texting him," Nicole ranted. "And we had dinner plans."
Larry and Nicole's fighting continues at dinner and at the club before Larry ditches Nicole. Nicole turns to taking shots to get her mind off the feud but ultimately vows to track Larry down ("We're gonna find his f--king ass!").
The night ends with Nicole finding Larry in bed with...himself! Larry went to bed alone and the girls' night of shenanigans continues with a butt-baring, vagina-flashing skinny-dipping session in the hot tub.
Catch a new episode of WAGS every Tuesday at 10 p.m., only on E!