Queen J.K. strikes again.
J.K. Rowling (creator of our middle school fantasies about dorky British wizards) is quite active on Twitter. She releases info about upcoming projects, defends Serena Williams and occasionally responds to fan theories.
Last week she took to social media to chat with fans about their most burning questions while also shooting down some of the craziest theories offered up by Potterheads.
She first addressed a false theory that Ron is a time-traveling Dumbledore. How would that even make sense?!
"Dear @jk_rowling: Ron is a time-traveling Dumbledore -- fact or theory?" read one tweet.
J.K. shut it down with a simple "False theory."
Bummer, because that would have made for a pretty badass prequel.
Rowling moved on to another theory about the infamous Draco Malfoy. Although Draco Malfoy is most definitely the worst, he is not a werewolf. She also cleared up a nasty rumor that Snape is a vampire:
And most importantly, J.K. did FINALLY spill the big secret about what Snape smells like.
Fans then decided to take advantage of the attention from their Potter Mother and threw out their best theories, hoping she would answer some of them. Here are some of their best shots:
Over the summer, Rowling announced a stage play set to open next year in London called Harry Potter and The Cursed Child, which sent fans into a frenzy. She regularly tweets about the status of the project.
What Harry Potter fan theory do you want J.K. to answer immediately, if not sooner?