YouTubeHey, remember that kid's show about weird alien creatures that worshiped the baby sun? Someone put them in a Fifty Shades of Grey trailer! You want to know why? Probably because they want you to feel so uncomfortable that you literally crawl out of your skin and leave it lying on the ground as you run for the hills. That's how we felt watching this horrifying (but brilliant) mashup.
YouTube user Ochre Jelly explains that they got "so sick" of the Fifty Shades trailer playing "endlessly on TV" that he decided to use VFX to "improve upon it—by making it even kinkier."
"When I heard the Teletubbies are being rebooted in 2015, I knew what I had to do. I consider it payback for all the years I had to watch that show with my kids," they wrote.
The trailer stars Christian Grey (obviously) and Po, the red Telletuby. We really can't explain what's happening in this video; it's just an emotional journey you have to embark on by yourself. But just check out the synopsis for Fifty Shades of Tubby so you can get in the appropriate head space:
"He was a billionaire with no friends and room full of sorrows. She was a mythical creature in search of a magical ball. But when red on the outside meets red on the inside, someone is in for a rude awakening..."
We will never watch Fifty Shades or Telletubbies the same way again. Forever unclean!