Michael Larsen/BravoPreviously on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Among other things): "I'm taking the dildo." "Kim, f— you."
Not much happened in terms of the dramatics for the first ladies of the 90210. Eileen Davidson's husband, Vincent Van Patten, had a reading for a movie he wrote. Kim Richards played a poker player with a hand puppet of a snail or something, Lisa Vanderpump was somebody named Peanut. Kyle Richards and Lisa Rinna had parts too.
While at Eileen's, Kim discussed her acting days and working with Bette Davis. Apparently she asked the legend if she wore a wig. To get further proof, she hid in Davis' dressing room to see her remove her wig. The more you know.
Brandi Glanville was sober, she announced a 21-day cleanse complete with yoga at Yolanda Foster's house. Later in the episode, Ken Todd planned a surprise party for Lisa V. with all ladies—including Brandi—in attendance. Lance Bass was there too!
At the party, Lisa V. asked Brandi to sing for her and to apologize. Then Lisa V sang. Then Kim sang. Then Lisa Rinna. Then Kyle. Lyrics for the Lisa duet included, "We like pink and we like sex too."
"The menopause mamas were fighting over the mic," Brandi said in her confessional about the random sing-along.
And of course throughout the episode, Lisa Rinna discussed Kim and the status of her sobriety with various ladies. "What is everyone so scared of? That is what I want to know," she said. "Why is everyone scared of Kim Richards?" Most of the ladies were adamant in staying hands off the situation. The only person who joined the Greek chorus with her was Eileen.
Brandi discussed Kim with her friend/addiction specialist Jennifer Gimenez who was pretty succinct about what's going on regarding Kim and the night she took a pill of Monty's. "That's called relapsing," she said. "No one can save Kim but Kim."
Next week: Amsterdam and a scavanger hunt!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesdays, 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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