Getty ImagesFifty Shades of Ahhh!
That's not wax figure you're looking at; that is a life-sized Christian Grey made entirely out of sponge cake. And even though the end result makes Christian Grey look kind of like a melting Benedict Cumberbatch, we have to give it up to the artist because this is an incredible feat. We can barely manage to make cookies that are round, let alone create a cake that looks like an actual person.
Also, when can we eat it? Because we would enter any red room if it meant there was a giant cake on the other side of the door.
Baker Rosie Dummer created the "Fifty Shades of Cakes" for Cake International in Manchester, England to honor the release of the film.
"We didn't want to annoy or offend anybody, so it was all about having fun. It wasn't about shocking anyone," Rosie said. "So what we didn't want to do was put anything that was really smutty or unpleasant. We wanted it to be fun and cheeky."
The first cake is displayed out in the open for anyone to see, and it features Christian Grey dressed in a sharp suit made out of buttercream icing and of course he's holding a tie in his hands as if he's preparing to use it on Anastasia.
The second cake, however, is only for people who are 18 and older. That's right, you have to be a certain age to even see the second cake.
The naughty cake is Mr. Grey wearing nothing but ripped jeans that are teasingly unbelted so to better put his unmentionables on display and he's posing in a red room that has licorice whips, as well as edible paddles and gag balls. We're actually surprised the cake managed to stay standing since fans were allowed to go near it. We would have bet a lot of money that someone would have devoured it just for the chance to say "I ate Christian Grey."
We can't tell if we're hungry or horny looking at these cakes. We might be both. Yep, we're definitely horngry.