Some Birthday Tribute! Jimmy Kimmel Calls Matt Damon a "Dumb" Bed-Wetter

Actor recently celebrated with his wife in Los Angeles

By Lily Harrison Oct 09, 2014 4:37 PMTags
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Leave it to Jimmy Kimmel to not let a friendly feud die down.

The late-night show host put on yet another playful prank for his pal Matt Damon, only this time in honor of the Oscar winner's 44th birthday.

"I want to wish a very happy birthday to Matt Damon," he began by saying in the cute segment.

"That's right, I'm the bigger man. I'm told he celebrated quietly at home surrounded by no one."

Kimmel continued, "Matt Damon gets mentioned a lot on this show, so in his honor tonight, a fifth grader named Luke has prepared a little presentation. It's a celebration of a man who spent all of this money on a zoo…"

It was then that a cardboard cut-out of a belly-baring, large-eared man—obviously Kimmel's vision of the A-lister—came out with little Luke reading from a cue card.

"Hello, everybody, I'm Matt Damon. Not only was I born, but I was also Bourne—Jason Bourne—I say jokes like these because I'm dumb," the kid quipped.

"I grew up in Cambridge, Massachusetts, with my parents and brother. I wet the bed until I was 19. Well, that's my story, and thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, for finally putting me on your show!"

To be fair, Damon actually did celebrate his birthday earlier this week but he was neither alone nor at home!

He was spotted grabbing a bite to eat at West Hollywood eatery Madeo with his wife, Luciana.

The birthday boy was spotted leaving the restaurant carrying gifts and even a piñata with a big smile on his face.

Happy belated birthday!