Chris Pratt Disses Orlando Bloom, Raps Eminem's "Forgot About Dre"—Watch Now!

Guardians of the Galaxy star empathizes with Justin Bieber, would "rather be farted on by David Hasselhoff" than punched by Bloom

By Rebecca Macatee Aug 05, 2014 2:25 PMTags

Chris Pratt got some secondhand embarrassment from Justin Bieber—but it's probably not why you think!

The Guardians of the Galaxy star felt bad for the Biebs when he heard about his scuffle with Orlando Bloom. Because, as he put it DJ Whoo Kid on "Whoolywood Shuffle" (warning: NSFW video), "How embarrassing to get punched by Orlando Bloom!"

"Like, of all the people you get punched by, it's Orlando Bloom?" he said. "Oh, no."

Ha. Pratt, 35, was also asked about a rumored Knight Rider remake. "I've only heard about that online," he said, laughing off the notion that David Hasselhoff "had beef" with him.

Funnily enough, though, Pratt initially misunderstood DJ Whoo Kid and thought it was the Hoff (not Bloom) who punched the Biebs (in actuality, Bieber and the Hoff are Twitter pals).

When the "Whoolywood Shuffle" host clarified that it was Bloom, not Hasselhoff, who reportedly took a swing at Bieber, he exclaimed, "I would rather get farted on by David Hasselhoff!"

Careful what you wish for, Pratt.... In any case, dissing Legolas wasn't all the Parks and Recreation star did during his radio show visit—he also showed off his rap skills. "Me and my friend lived in a van in Maui and we listened to [2001, Dr. Dre's album featuring Eminem] and smoked weed every day," he said. "I know every word—I know every word to that album."

When asked to "prove it," he proudly did, slaying each and every verse of "Forgot About Dre."

Anna Faris, you've got yourself quite a keeper.