Bachelor Producer Gets Into Awesome Note-Passing Battle With Passenger on Thanksgiving Flight

The note-passing war went down after a disgruntled passenger kept complaining about their delayed flight

By Brandi Fowler Nov 29, 2013 3:53 AMTags
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Bachelor producer Elan Gale was just trying to make it home for Thanksgiving…and then an epic note-passing battle ensued.

After a disgruntled passenger kept complaining to the US Airways staff about their delayed flight Thursday, Gale decided to send her over a glass of wine and a note once the flight had taken off.

The only problem was what the note said...

"Dear Lady in 7A, it has come to my attention that today is your "Thanksgiving!" It must be hard to not be with your family! Please accept this glass of wine. It is a gift from me to you. Hopefully if you drink it, you won't be able to use your mouth to talk! Love, Elan," he wrote.

The woman in 7A wasn't amused and sent this note back:

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"Dear ‘Elan,' The wine wasn't funny. The vodka wasn't funny. You're an awful person with no compassion. I'm sorry for your family that they should have to deal with you. –Diane"

What came next was a note-passing battle for the records, with Elan and Diane passing notes back and forth to each other throughout the flight.

Diane wrapped up their note swapping by telling Elan she would be "speaking to the authorities when we land."

Elan quipped back, "When you speak to the authorities, please make sure they arrest you for cannibalism because you just ate my d-ck! Love, elan."

But, their hilarious interaction, which Elan detailed on his Twitter feed, wasn't over yet.

"Well, ‘Diane' just slapped me," Elan tweeted once they landed. "When I got off the plane I waited for her at the gate. I was holding another note in my hand and I was going to give it to her. She walked right up to me and slapped me immediately in the face."

A gate agent asked if he wanted to talk to the police, but said he would like to give her one final note instead.

Here's what it said:

"Diane, allow me to introduce myself. I am TheYearOfElan...Look me up online. Read every tweet. Read every response. And maybe next time you'll be nice to people who are just trying to help. PS, Eat My D-ck. Love Elan."

Elan went on to talk about the whole debacle on his Tumblr page.

Talk about an eventful Thanksgiving.