This is one of those things that you have to hear to believe.
Carmen Electra continues to test the waters in the music industry, after releasing another single today that is so bad, it's good. The actress and model, who already debuted a song earlier this year, is now claiming she's got a "bigger d--k than you," in her latest track featuring Mams Taylor (listen here!).
Or—for those who are horribly offended by those lyrics—a "bigger stick than you," according to the censored version.
Wondering why Electra would choose to brag about that as opposed to her timeless beauty or svelt figure?
"It was inspired by being, I guess, in a relationship where you wear the pants," she told Noisey. "And I just know so many women who aren't being treated right. And that isn't my complete experience in the past, but I had one just recently, and that one was on my mind. And we just came up with the loudest way to get that across."
Nonetheless, we'll begrudgingly admit that the beat is catchy and hard to turn off, which only means that shortly after hearing the single, you'll catch yourself singing, "I got the hair, nails, lipstick and a bigger d--k than you," without even realizing it.
Wonder what her "friend" Simon Cowell would say about it?